Originally posted by Freeborn
reply to post by miriam0566
Even if I acept this, which I find hard to do, what about the other points: how did the gene pool become so corrupt that it required the banning of
incest if it had previously been ok?
At what point in the timeline did Cain and Abel 'begat' offspring?
Sorry but I am seriously confused, (yet again, lol).
Am I being asked to take assumptions seriously now as well as both metaphoric and literal interpretations?
Ah, you obviously dont understand, satan created the corruption as god cannot create anything imperfect, unless of course he does.
Caine and Abel would obviously have to had sex with their mother after they reached puberty, so could we guess at 12 up?
So if Eve was having sex with both her sons and having sex with adam and is able to have another baby every 9 months or so by the time she's 80 or
800 she could have produced 80 to 800 inbred children.
Some of these children would be female and obviously their father and brothers would be having sex with them and producing even more inbred kids.
At some point god needs them to stop humping each other for no apparent reason and god only knows why, as clearly there was nothing wrong with what
they were doing .
So god decides to ask satan for a suggestion on why his creation should stop doing something he created them to do. Satan got really messed up over
the logic but decided to invent the retard just for the hell of it.
So god now says to adam an the guys to stop humping their sisters and mothers etc, or you will go to hell with satan and your children will be
retarded.
So they all stopped humping each other and died off ?
They didnt stop humping each other ent to hell and now we're all retarded?
They humped some other women that god didnt make?
Well we didnt die off and not many of us are retarded so the obvious answer is the last.
Oh, hang on I just thought of something that could answer the dilemma without all the headache and guess work.
Perhaps we evolved just like all the other animals that god put on the planet ?
Those chimps didnt die off and they dont seem to be very retarded unless of course you count the bush administaration, but I'm sure thats the devils
work.