posted on Sep, 6 2008 @ 09:51 AM
Here's my platform.
Sandwiches are bad for you. They've never done anything good. In fact, if you hire me to run your sandwich shop, I promise to shrink the size of the
sandwiches you pay me to make, and run off every customer you have. I will prove to everyone that they should never come here for sandwiches again.
In fact, I'll wear a T-shirt that says "Eat more pizza!" That's my sandwich artist platform.
That will be $250,000 a year in Sandwich money please.
God, I love the Republican platform. Pay me taxpayer money to tell you I'm a waste of your money, I do nothing, and I can't help you while I cash
What toppings would you like on that?
[edit on 6-9-2008 by ZuzusPetals]