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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 05:00 PM by Alxandro
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First Obama pins the tail on this guy then he throws him under the bus.
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 05:00 PM by Anonymous ATS
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"Your new 2008 president for the United States of America. The best choice since George Washington."
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 05:01 PM by nine-eyed-eel
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Q: What was the slipperiest day in UFOlogy ?
A: When the ATS Investigative Team rode into town on their ass.
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 05:06 PM by Enrikez
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ATS members, please help me in welcoming ATS Team Mexico!
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 05:09 PM by nine-eyed-eel
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The donkey is a ventriloquist.
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 05:11 PM by nine-eyed-eel
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" We're domestic animal partners... You got something to say about that?"
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 05:15 PM by constantwonder
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after months of pursuit johnny finally gets his lastest love interest DIXIE to accompany him to th ho down
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 05:19 PM by Anonymous ATS
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"My DIXIE wrecked" (say it out loud)
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 05:19 PM by nine-eyed-eel
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" This picture shows what it's really like on the ATS Investigation Team... Rode hard, put away wet, beaten like a rented mule..."
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 05:20 PM by nine-eyed-eel
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" Meanwhile, back at the ranch..."
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 05:46 PM by redmage
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Johnny: "...and that's when they zapped him! Apparently the Greys didn't appreciate Dave's dirty sense of humor."
[edit on 9/5/08 by redmage]
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 05:52 PM by SonicInfinity
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This is what we offer, aliens. Now it's your turn to pony up.
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 05:54 PM by monkeybus
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you promise, you wont photoshop this photo of me standing with an orphaned child?
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 06:16 PM by The Utopian Penguin
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"The hard copy of the e-mail got wet ...I must of misread the part about
something something the head of the team an ass... oh well...the monkey and the raccoon arrive tomorrow ....I need new glasses I Think....What exactly
does asshat mean again.....
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 06:24 PM by IMAdamnALIEN
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 06:28 PM by ezziboo
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Johnny takes the phrase "he's always riding my ass" to a whole 'nuther level.
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 06:28 PM by Kaiser Sohse
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Dateline Tulancingo, MEX:
The good folks at PETA became highly upset when a renegade member of the notorious website "ATS", attempted to lure the legendary "Chupacabra" out
of hiding with live bait.
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 06:40 PM by earthchild
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well everyone kept saying one day I'll have to bend over and kiss my ass goodbye, so now I'm ready
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 06:41 PM by Vector J
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Jack and Ass: The out of school summer hoaxers on ATS...
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reply posted on 5-9-2008 @ 06:51 PM by rjc77
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reply to post by Dave Rabbit
"Nevermind, What's with the long face! Dude! I got you back didn't I? And now I'm tired, that was a long, long walk!"
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