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MOD SQUAD Applause Points CAPTION CONTEST!

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posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 01:20 PM
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"Lets go down to Tijuana" Springer says. "It'll be fun, we can catch a show" he says. The last I remember we are going into a seedy bar then I wake up in a cheap hotel in bed with this, Springer is gone and I find a marriage license with a hoof print where the Brides signature should be!

[edit on 9/5/2008 by Blaine91555]

[edit on 9/5/2008 by Blaine91555]

[edit on 9/5/2008 by Blaine91555]




posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 01:52 PM
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"After a 200 mile trip, Johnny's ass was sore."



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 01:55 PM
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Come Join Us For A Week-End Of FUN!

[edit on 9/5/2008 by Dave Rabbit]



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 02:04 PM
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The Democrats will appear with anyone for votes.

[edit on 9.5.2008 by ItsTheQuestion]



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 02:08 PM
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Forget the SUV just look at all DIXIES plus-points.

1. He is obvious an enrichment for the whole investigation team.

2. You never have to buy gas anymore because he fills himself up after the rides.
3. Therefore you won’t pollute the environment like the SUV does.
4. You can’t lose the ignition key anymore because he doesn’t need any.
5. When you can’t find wood for a fire you always can use his [dry] dump.
6. When your investigation buddies aren’t around you can talk to him and you probably won’t even noticed the difference
7. You are always right then also because he never argues like your buddies do.
8. So because of point 6 and 7 you can always give him a big hug so now and then.

One small minus-point is that you must never forget your umbrella.

So in all a very good choice indeed.



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 02:09 PM
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These caption contests are fun. But did you ever tally the stars? Most get no thats no starts. The average get 6, that means 10 members get 6 stars each. The winners blow the star chart off the page like 36 or even more. Not because its the best but because they are the "in crowd". I've been off that list all my life. So why call it a contest? That said. "Johnny smiles while another loyal member gets kicked in the ass." bil...



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 02:21 PM
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Oh come on, it's fun! who cares about stars or points??

You can have mine if you want them.


Seriously, I really like these caption threads, it is nice to see people being creative and silly at the same time. Everything doesn't always have to be a conspiracy does it?

Actually everything [is] a conspiracy... but only in threads we can take seriously.



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 02:30 PM
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Make wine not Whine.



As for the Caption contest...

"Johnny finally traded Dave in for a Real ass!"


 



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 02:36 PM
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I starred you for that taste of outsider angst.



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 02:42 PM
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And tonight for one nite only, Johnny Anonymous and Big Bob the wondermule bring you their production of...."Aliens probed me sideways"



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 03:29 PM
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I say hoax. Clearly photoshopped.........



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 03:48 PM
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Have a star on me. Pour yourself a nice glass of wine and think for a moment whether winning an ATS contest is truly of any importance in your life. Of course popular people get more points. Most of us posting here are Humans. Not all but most.

Seriously, I read them all and usually only post a couple of stars. I generally don't know the person and that is probably true of most. Some things are funny, some are not. Most of mine are not but I don't let that get to me at all. Its just a nice diversion from todays end of the world thread.


[edit on 9/5/2008 by Blaine91555]



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 04:28 PM
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Johnny was thinking to himself "if I could only find a nice piece of.... "

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.........



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 04:28 PM
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Caption Contest....

It's date night at the Pondarosa.



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 04:43 PM
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Dave - "I really can't see Jesus going for this Johhny...."

[edit on 5-9-2008 by Sendran]



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 04:44 PM
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" Is it normal to cry after sex??? "



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 04:50 PM
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" You sure got a pretty mouth..."



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 04:53 PM
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"SEPARATED AT BIRTH"



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 04:55 PM
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Originally posted by Dave Rabbit


When Johnny said he was going to get an ATS tatoo on his ass, this is not what we were expecting.



posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 04:57 PM
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" Don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash."



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