posted on Sep, 5 2008 @ 02:08 PM
Forget the SUV just look at all DIXIES plus-points.
1. He is obvious an enrichment for the whole investigation team.
2. You never have to buy gas anymore because he fills himself up after the rides.
3. Therefore you won’t pollute the environment like the SUV does.
4. You can’t lose the ignition key anymore because he doesn’t need any.
5. When you can’t find wood for a fire you always can use his [dry] dump.
6. When your investigation buddies aren’t around you can talk to him and you probably won’t even noticed the difference
7. You are always right then also because he never argues like your buddies do.
8. So because of point 6 and 7 you can always give him a big hug so now and then.
One small minus-point is that you must never forget your umbrella.
So in all a very good choice indeed.