Canadian Mounted Police Investigate Sarah Palin

Canadian Mounted Police Investigate Sarah Palin

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BREAKING NEWS!
Frostbite Falls Minnesota

Reliable KGB sources reveal that Sarah "Hockey Mom" Palin
is under investigation for the mysterious disappearance of
Bullwinkle J. Moose.

The investigation will be under the command of Inspector Fenwick and
retired officer D. Do-Right.

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Family and friends are shocked to learn that Palin, masquerading as
a beauty queen attempted to destroy the evidence by feeding a stew of the remains to her children.




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