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Frostbite Falls Minnesota
Reliable KGB sources reveal that Sarah "Hockey Mom" Palin
is under investigation for the mysterious disappearance of
Bullwinkle J. Moose.
The investigation will be under the command of Inspector Fenwick and
retired officer D. Do-Right.