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My theory is such that I suspect that Asians are the offspring of Aliens mating with Humans. I have many points to support my theory:
1. Asians have uncommonly (almost unearthly) almond-shaped eyes. Have you ever seen sketches what the consensus of alien encounters describe as Aliens? Hmmm.....
2. Why is it that Asians are so technologically advanced? Is it any wonder? Because they’re half Alien!
Originally posted by Pocky
Don't mean to offend anyone, but I've had this thought since a while ago, and tried to find anybody else who might be seeing what I have seen.
7. The first Human/Alien offspring was....Buddha.
eeer dude Buddha was an Indian Prince and Northern Indian at that if anything he would have looked Persian.
8. How do you think Confucius knew so much???
13. Sterotypically, why is it that Asians are so good at the universal language of math? One word: Abacus.
so u disproved your own statement. they are that good not because of some genetic predisposition but because of a tool. thats like saying rocket scientist are smart cos they have computers. well duuur.
15. The martial arts: do you think that the human race could invent such a concise, succinct and streamlined form of defense all by themselves???? Which leads me to #16...
the martial arts was conceived of in an Indian monastery and taken to china
18. Have you ever seen the rice fields of Asia? Pretty symmetrical and evenly arranged, eh? Have you ever seen those mysterious Alien crop circles? Pretty symmetrical and evenly arranged, eh?
have u ever seen the wheat fields of any country? symmetry is just the obvious maximization of any space.
19. Why is it that until Marco Polo brought it back to the West, humans never thought of making the super-carbohydrate noodle they now call Pasta?
what the hell does this hav to do with aliens, the irish were eating potatoes hundreds of years ago u cant get more starch and carbs than that
Mr. Glennard adds:
21. There are never any reports of Alien abductions in the Far East. Why? Because it's stupid for aliens to abduct their own people!
there are plenty of abduction stories from asia dating back hundreds of year or more
its a pretty tenuous statement i mean there is no real evidence apart from some aesthetic similarities. im sure all the races have had some genetic manipulation on some level but to say asians are half alien is absurd.
they certainly do keep to themselves but dont they?