Don't mock him
He's telling the truth
I too worked at Dulce, it was One of 73 different jobs I had while trying to figure out how to make a living on the internet in my 20's and early
What he describes... "the job being like working at fast food" is True and having to control your thoughts is true to..
and because of that
I didn't last very long because i'm an ass clown
When they told me I couldn't think of more than 20 thoughts at once or it messed with the aliens heads
I started coming to work on Meth the next day
I was thinking so fast that for a time the aliens couldn't figure out where the thoughts were coming from
They would get online and I'd say "would you like fries with that?"
and then I'd think about 21 Cheeseburgers and it would totally screw them up
When they asked for the rest room I would tell them "over there" and then think of a maze that had a giant waterfall at the end
I got 4 of them to piss thier pants and I stopped doing that, because the Grays Smell like Cat Pee and they spray like a cat and they made me clean it
and I hated the Blondes because they were all so goody, goody and higher power bs... and all they would order was the salad and they never had the
full amount because they are poor from meditating all the time...
so I'd freak them out by thinking of interracial porn while they were trying to eat
But the most fun were the reptillians, because they freak out when they get mad or frustrated and hiss like abunch of friggin snakes
So I messed with them the most by thinking up bunches of things I knew they really wanted like little naked boys and fresh bunny rabbits and bags of
crickets and I'd visualize all that stuff on the menu and make them ask for it out loud and it would totally embarass them in front of the other
"I'll have a pre hiiissssss pubecent boy and a hisssss fresh human hissssss tampon with the happy meal hissssssss"
and all the other aliens would just die laughing and I'd keep a straight face and just be like... "we only have power rangers today"
and it would take them a minute to realize and they would all just go sit at the table hisssssssss, hissssssss looking around at everyone like tough
guys daring them to laugh some more....
Then as soon as they left allthe aliens would burst out again
Those were fun times!