Epitaphs You'd Like Written On Your Headstone.....

So, when you die what would you like to have written on your headstone?

Here's mine:

1. I'd have a pen and a notepad on my headstone and written on the headstone:
"I'm not hear right now but if you'd like to leave a message I'll get back to you a.s.a.p."

...or...

2. "Back in 5 min."

"She came, she saw, she snacked."

I'd like mine to say...

Ha-ha suckers, I am free...

Mine should say:

NOW you bring me flowers????

Mine will say....

"It was me and I'm not sorry...."


Cait

Mine'll be

"Is THIS serious enough for a weekend off??"

hmmm

"Here he lies, blue eyes and all, please say hello and no tears"

"Consider this the last word"

Ill thank you to not drag your butt across my grave!

or

look behind you quick! Ha ha made ya look!

Please take one step to the left..
Your standing on my goolies

"I'm looking over your shoulder, watching you watching me. Don't bother to turn around, I won't be there when you look."

"No deposit. No return."

or

"If I'm not back in 5 minutes...just wait longer."

Depending on how I croaked I'd like something like "Gravity Sucks!!"

I told you I was Sick!!!

Here's a list of actual tombstone quotes/epitaphs

Here lies Oakford Grain
Saw a light at the end of the tunnel
It was a train
:shk:

"WHAT THE "F" ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT?

MY BODY LIES HERE, BUT MY SPIRIT IS FREE, AND LOUNGING ON A BEACH IN MEXICO

"I came, I saw, I died."

Please Go Away.

I STILL don't like you.

[edit on 28-8-2008 by Heike]

[edit on 28-8-2008 by Heike]

Heh, the same as my sig here, with the exception that "am" becomes "was", lol.

Do you hear me hsur2112? I am NOT a human .......... dambit Gumby !!!

[edit on 28/8/08 by Misfit]