Fun with Spoonerisms!

I thought that I might have another go at this.

We all know about Dr. Spooner and his 'spoonerisms', now I would like to have some fun by hearing some of your favorite spoonerisms.

Some of mine include.

Shining Wit
Cunning stunt
And an old story of Robin Hood going in disguise by him and his merry men changing their names. Robin Hood was Hobin Rood, Little John went as Jittle Lon and luckily Friar Tuck stayed behind.....

Here are some more I like....

She showed me her tool kits.
He's a smart fella.

What is the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath?
One has her soul full of hope and the other…

OK Guys. Your turn. Get yours in before the fit hits the shan.

damn i took a shot a some of my own but failed miserably
thanks for the laugh though..

reply to Anonymous ATS


It’s not really that hard. Once you get started they will come to you like nothing.
Start simple and work up….you just gotta Gave a Ho

bee on a peak

cupid stunt (my fav)

punt kick (a punt kick is a type of kick in aussie rules football)

I just recievd an email that was way too good not to share and this was the most apt place for it....enjoy

"In memory of a great man. Ronnie Barker

This was originally shown on on BBC TV back in the seventies. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a s'n-word' (though god
knows how many takes).

Irony is that they received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must have been too much for the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your pants] as you read ...


This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits,
and shivelling shot.

At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.

The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary
Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really
forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The
sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts
would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.
Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian.
She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage
with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks

The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight
otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when
suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!"
said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so
dropping her slass glipper.

The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door
and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted
her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the
prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary
Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass
glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.

Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince
a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking
fuge halls and a hig bard on.

He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome
hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers
with a follen swanny"