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I'm pretty sure this is someone or something using a random paragraph generator of sorts, if no ones thought of that. I generated this one pretty easily:
It all started when our hyphen-happy protagonist, God, woke up in a magical cornfield. It was the ninth time it had happened. Feeling ridiculously worried, God attacked a wolverine, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Ever so extemperaneously, he realized that his beloved soul was missing! Immediately he called his undeclared soulmate, Spirit. God had known Spirit for (plus or minus) 2,000 years, the majority of which were sassy ones. Spirit was unique. He was clever though sometimes a little... funny-smelling. God called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.
Spirit picked up to a very unhappy God. Spirit calmly assured him that most legless puppies panic before mating, yet Indonesian devil cats usually indiscriminately panic *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting God. Why was Spirit trying to distract God? Because he had snuck out from God's with the soul only nine days prior. It was a exotic little soul... how could he resist?
I can't link anything yet, but you can find such generators on google by searching for "random story generator."