Join the club Dave. My days of frisbee and speedo at the beach have long since been over. I would not wish my reflection on my worst enemy. Stick a fork in me. I'm done.
Six cheers for 60 though. I'm 45 and feel washed up.

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Well I could not let this one go away, I had to see the video I think it was funny and cute.

After all you are only 10 years older than my husband, but hey my husband still look good naked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

I hope you didn't do something crazy on your birthday

The same day my husband turned 50 in February he went to Atlanta and bought himself a 2008 gas huger spot car.

Now he regrets his midlife crisis impulse.

You might have a change of opinion if you stand on your head in front of the mirror, naked.
Try it.

Starred and flagged. I'm laughing my fat butt off.

Congratulations for making it to the wonderful age of 60. It is indeed a great accomplishment to survive the 60's and 70's and live to talk about it.

Last week my SO and I were in Wal Mart and I was searching the labels on sunscreen. A very nice man who looked to be about my age ( 61 ) was asking me where the sun tan lotion was. We carried on a conversation for a couple of minutes until I looked down the aisle and there came my SO walking tall with stomach sucked in and his chest poked out.

The nice stranger said good bye and scurried away. It left me wondering if I had offended him in some way for him to make an exit so abruptly. We were talking about grandchildren so I could not imagine how I could have run him off.

My SO was watching him as he left the aisle. He then turned to me and said, " Baby he was hitting on you". I assured my SO that the man was very nice and had not lifted a finger against me. Now that I look back on the incident it does seem odd that the stranger would ask where the sun tan lotion was as I and he were standing right by it.

What a wonderful surprise it was when I realized that the stranger was flirting with me. I don't look good naked anymore either.

Well I think you never looked good naked.
No offense but you get the picture.
And also there might be some 60yo ladies who actually think you look ok.
Both standing naked together you might think both of you look ok for 60.
Also with a few hundred grands worth of plastic surgery you might be able to look 40 again.

A man is only as young as the woman he feels!

Thanks for the laugh, I can relate, the decades have not been kind to me, Ive lived 100 years in 50. Im heald together with plates and screws,..lol. If I knew I was gonna live this long... I would have took better care of myself........haha

Sorry man. It's a disease called Lupus. Which has pretty much sucked the life out of me. Not my intention to bring anyone down. I went to pick up some groceries today. I had the worst scare of my life. My feet and legs have become numb, and I couldn't find/feel the brake. I nearly took out three cars. It was a miracle I did not. Auto immune defiecieny sucks. Thank you for making me laugh mopus. My floppin' days are done too.
Rofl. Two eggs and and a sock. Yep. Those were the days. 'Like a squirrel trying to get two nuts out of sack'. Ok that's it I'm done. Get the fork out.

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Originally posted by Interestinggg
Well I think you never looked good naked.
No offense but you get the picture.
And also there might be some 60yo ladies who actually think you look ok.
Both standing naked together you might think both of you look ok for 60.
Also with a few hundred grands worth of plastic surgery you might be able to look 40 again.

Actually, and would anyone think anything less for me to say , in my 20's to mid 30's..... I really did think I looked good naked..... and so did whichever wife at the time I was with (long story). The last year or so, since the ATS MIX started up.... I walk in my neighborhood (which has lots of hills, etc.) for about 2 miles.... I drink lots of water..... I try to eat about 5 or 6 small meals a day. I've eaten more salads that I have in my life.... but I learned long ago when I visited Chubbyville for a few years, that you can eat right all you want BUT if you don't do some type of exercise along with the sensible eating BS, it won't work. During my Chubbyville days, I use to look directly into the mirror... but NEVER looked in the mirror Sideways. Yeah... played that self denial game for that period of my life. Once I lost all the weight I swore I would never get myself in that trouble again. So far, knock on wood, I have been able to maintain the weight that I am comfortable with and only try to stay within this range on a daily basis.

One last thing at my present age..... I don't look too bad naked from the front.... but the side, like the guy in the video, is not a pretty sight.

Dave

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Dave you're killing me. Alfred Hitchcock comes to mind. 'My wife at the time'.....you need to stop, now.

I enjoyed that. As far as not looking good naked anymore...some people like their man with a little beer gut. It took me awhile ( my husband is retired military and was a fitness freak) but I can say with complete honesty...my husband does look good naked!

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Clothes and modesty are the best kept secret of the 21st century. All hail to cotton fabric. I really need not go there. I really don't. If I want to stay around.

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Dave....Dave...Dave...
I actually just watched the vid. I think I just peed myself. Thanks for making my whole entire week.
The chest harmonica was a great touch. (dang if I can't remember the name of that dagon thing) Drew Carey would be highly proud.

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