Where's waldo tactic for anti verticle aircraft warfare ...

You know those Red Pen Lasers, well all you have to do is lock 5 or more of those things onto an aircraft from different locations and you will cause a immediate retreat followed by massive expense of bound ordinance.to those locations
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If you were to do that, you will have exposed the position of the five people that are pointing them at the target. In Vietnam the Spooky AC-47 crews would stay on station while taking small arms fire disregarding anything smaller than .50 caliper ground to air fire. Now if these laser pointers could be aimed remotely, they might provide a brief distraction, until they were blown away. but like small arms fire they would just become a target.