The Major has enjoyed the debacle that is Joe Biden. Nothing amuses the Major more than watching Bob Beckel try in vain to put positive spin on the
Biden choice, only to acquiesce in disgust to the reality of the situation; Joe Biden
is the new Dick Cheney. Poor Bob, had such a pained look
on his face the Major couldn't tell if he had a run in with a bad blue plate special at a local greasy spoon, or he had just realized that John
McCain will be the next President of the United States. Only Will Bower seems to have a grasp on the
proper course of action.
As for those that are compelled to bring up Dick Cheney's hunting mishap, the myopia couldn't more advanced. The Major recognized that 12 gauge
peppering for what it really was; an outreach to Democrats at large. After all, didn't "Dead Eye Dick" shoot a Republican?
Now if the Major could only convince John McCain that his best choice for VP is the
Junior Senator from the
Great State of New York the Major would be able cancel the Major's cable subscription; the Comedy Central channel no longer being necessary.
Dismissed.