Hey look its thermal expansion!

As he slowly withdrew his finger, Johnny realized that the booming giggle, the wild hair, and the lill fitting sailor suit could only mean two things... The Pillsbury Bigfoot truly did exist and the dumbass he'd brought to film his discovery had failed to get him in the shot before he ran away, giggling and holding his freshly poked stomach.

Legendary "Johnny Anonymous", 'goes long' , in the infamous Woodmans defeat in Frontier Bowl IV. The league would later adopt a more conventional 'pigskin' in place of the traditional tripod camera. . .

"Sooo thats what Dark Knight was talking about.....!"

"No no its below the lanterns and above the the triangle lights... see it?"

[edit on 23-8-2008 by DisabledVet]

Pizza Man!!!! Pizza Man!!!! Pizza Man!!!!!Someone go pay the da** Pizza Man!!!! I'm about to fall over from starvation!!! The only this holding me up is this da** tripod!!! Hurry!!!!!
For the love of God Stop the pizza man!!!

DON;T WORRY ABOUT THE LENSE CAP, LOOK AT THAT!

OPPSSS! ITS GONE NOW!

Going on a trip to find UFOs : $500 A little blue flashlight: $5 Actually finding a UFO and haveing the lens cap on the camera: Priceless

OMG FAKES, it's swampgas reflecting the lights from venus making it look lige russia's invading US!!!!

The voices are NOT just in my head. It is them over there.....Why can't anybody else see them?!?!?!?
Look I will get get video of them to prove it!!!

I discovered the trick! those cigarr-shaped UFO's are people screwing around with their fingers in front of their cameras! Haha, this is so funny! I bet Fox News will show this one!

"Hey look guys a flying pig!"

One day, my son, all this will be yours. ... Wait, where is my son!?

" Oh you wanna see my famous pointing position, ok here it IS "

LOOK!

GREYS!!

"Oh, I got it now! I connect that star, with that other star, and Yes! It does look like a big Dipper!"

Johnny reacts in awe as Dave produces the best flame fart yet!