"LOOK ITS A UFO!!......Opps sorry its just a can of Bush's beans!"

Back in 1975 this dance move won me this members only jacket!

"See, I told you guys! The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man DOES Exist!"

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"This way Hobbits! Yes, yes this way! Mordor is close masters, Smeagol show you!
Soon my precious...soon."

- Lee

"Toilet paper there.......Must...Hurry........Clench cheeks and shuffle.....Must wipe butt clean for abduction"

"Here's Johnny!"

Guess I gotta add some text to post it.

Finger laser activate................NOW!

Go ahead....Pull my finger

Omg look! That alien is holding something. I better duck, maybe its an anal probe !!

"Do I really look comfortable to you?"

Look..there....up in the sky!!.....It's a bird.....it's a plane.............IT'S................ BARACK OBAMA!!!!!

Is that an ORB!? Nope, just another cataract.

AAC

You think that's incredible - wait 'till you see the posts on ATS!

"Night fever, night fever... we know how too do it."

Whoa, what are you doing here Obama?!

Biden? I think you have the wrong person...

"Watch me mom.. watch me! i can poke that moon out of orbit!"

"SOMEONE!!! That guy is stealing my Mercedes!!! waitt... that guy looks a awful lot like Dave..."

Dave the quarter's stuck! I know pull my finger see if that gets it out!

I don't know what it is but it itches like hell. Smell my finger Dave. That smell ok to you?