CAPTION CONTEST #6 – 1ST "freakyty” 2ND "TXMACHINEGUNDLR" 3RD "atlasastro" MOD "semperfor

AND THE WINNERS ARE.....



freakyty - 1st Place - 50,000 POINTS



”Following an introspective conversation with his tripod, Johnny began to giggle and poke at imaginary things in the air; that's when we realized the shrooms had kicked in.”





TXMACHINEGUNDLR – 2nd Place - 25,000 POINTS



"Back in 1975 this dance move won me this members only jacket!"





atlasastro - 3rd Place - 10,000 POINTS



”Well you can see by the way i use my alien stalk, i'm a woman’s man, no time to talk, Ah, ah, ah, ah Stayin alive, stayin alive.”





semperfortis – Winning Mod - BRAGGING RIGHTS ONLY!



”Quick! PULL MY FINGER!”






Hear The John-A-Nator LIVE From Trout Lake.

Hear Johnny LIVE!

This is the SIXTH in a series of membership caption contests by the ATS MIX Team. This time, it is a photo of my partner, Johnny Anonymous, taken while on a special investigative mission in the vicinity of Trout Lake, Mount Adams and skirting the James Gilliland Ranch.

Johnny has just seen something amazing and is pointing to it.



EXAMPLE: ”Look.... it’s Britney Spears!”

You may submit ONE CAPTION PER REPLY PLEASE.

If you like a CAPTION, click on the STAR on the submission. The TOP 10 of all submissions that have the MOST STARS, as selected by the membership, will be submitted to The Three Amigos for a final decision. DEADLINE for submissions on this thread is August 31, 2008. Winners will be announced shortly after and be recognized on this thread with points awarded at that time. The TOP THREE Will Receive Points As Follows:

1st Place - 50,000 ATS Points

2nd Place - 25,000 ATS Points

3rd Place - 10,000 ATS Points

The Top MOD SQUAD Member Will Also Be RECOGNIZED!


PLEASE REMEMBER THAT SUBMISSIONS MUST BE T & C COMPLIANT!


NOTICE – THIS WILL BE MOD SQUAD MODERATED - NOTICE


Please FLAG & STAR The MUTHA!


[edit on 8/31/2008 by Dave Rabbit]

[edit on 9/1/2008 by Dave Rabbit]

Hey, look! Is that a UFO, or is it Superman?

"No, really, I'm stuck like this - get me the Ben Gay over there!"

DUCK! It's another conspriazoid !

LOOK IS JESUS, HE IS BACK!!!, OH SORRY FALSE ALARM, ITS JUST GEORGE W BUSH.......AGAIN.

[edit on 22-8-2008 by CzErased]

You go that way. I'll go home.

"Oh look a UFO! Made you look!"

HEYYYYYY....you can't fool me with that bigfoot costume in a freezer!!!

Edit: drats, spelling error.

[edit on 23-8-2008 by bigfatfurrytexan]

Up up and away!

[edit on 23-8-2008 by Alexander_Supertramp]

Hey look UFO'S.

TO THE ATS MOBILE.

[edit on 23-8-2008 by i_i_09]

It's funny, cause we've got all this stuff and all these people but our evidence is still going to consist of a grey blob and testimonies made by loonies.

"Hey everyone! I can almost see something without my glasses"


anyways I wonder what they've spotted.....

"Response to a sighting of a sphere-shaped UFO resembling a Disco Ball..."

"The ranch is alive!!!"

"Jeezus, Dick Cheny's exploded! Where's the barbecue sauce?

“Look everyone! Dave’s not drunk, and he’s wearing PANTS!”

"Wow look there!! That would be a terrific shot if I only had my camera!!"

[edit on (8/23/08) by gnosis111]

For consideration:

"I swear I just saw the shadow of a bicycle pass over the moon. Swear!"


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This one is just for Johnny

"I know I'm gonna use good judgment. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The hell I won't!"