Well...he's probably long gone.

I do not know what to think of this thread.

"A species of greys."...interesting to say the least. They got Xbox360 there?

Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out. AMF!

This was his last post, the opening post of the thread. He might be just playing a trick on us, or is kinda slow in the head, or has really been abducted.
I see the first explanation being the most reasonable.
But if you did get abducted, sorry for my slight ignorance, it won't happen again.

[edit on 22-8-2008 by Monsterenergy791]

He is not playing around. He is serious. I booked the trip.

Send me a post card

Oh wait!
What happens if you get air sick in suspended animation? Does it like just stick to your face and all that? I mean wouldn't that be kinda gross?

*Tosses you a couple a motion sickness pills*...

Have a nice trip...

I just hope you don't go "Heaven's Gate" on us.

If that is your method of deliverance, PLEASE stay with us and post some more.

You are loved. There are people here and elsewhere that don't want to see you go.

Grays are coming for me, too. Those jerks are putting me in second class... that means no suspended animation and no room service. :-(

The trick to getting a ride with the aliens is as follows:

1. Find a large, open area where you can run around in circles about 10-15 feet wide without anything blocking the sky's view of you - in other words, no tree branches or anything above you. It's important that this area is free of red mushrooms. Aliens do not like red mushrooms. Something about giant plumbers jumping on their faces.. I dunno. Anyways...

2. Strap a flashlight to the back of your head, with the beam pointing towards the sky. It's important that it's on the back of your head. If you try to just hold it up, that's basically how you flip the bird on Planet Zognon. Zognonites aren't very common, but it's best to be on the safe side. And if you put the flashlight on the front of your head the aliens will think you are trying to tell scary stories and pretty much ignore you.

3. Now, you must decide which aliens you want to be taken by. Each species has been issued a unique code by The Galactic Beuro of Galactic Things of the Galaxy. A beuro is like a bureau except with aliens. These codes consist of different patterns of running around in circles. Here's a handy reference:

Zognonites: Two counterclockwise circles, three clockwise, one counterclockwise.

Grays: One clockwise, Two counterclockwise, then shout "Goops My Daddy! Goops My Daddy!" (That part's important. They will only take you if you declare your allegiance to their god, Goop.)

Reptilians (But for the love of Pete, don't call them that! Their real name is Greenie Babies!): One clockwise, Three hundred counterclockwise, Forty-two clockwise, then do a cartwheel.

Other species are not accepting rides at this time.

4. When the aliens arrive, its up to you to negotiating what class you'll be transported in. There's first class, second class, and tied to the roof of the ship by a belt strapped to the bull horns (in all civilized cultures, the rednecks eventually win.) I suppose I should be grateful for second class, come to think of it...

5. Enjoy your trip. My travel agent recommends avoiding the crab.

Originally posted by JohnnyRaincheck
I just wanted you to know that there is help out there, don't be ashamed to seek it out. You can probably find affordable mental health professionals within your price range.

good luck

I lol'd.

5. Enjoy your trip. My travel agent recommends avoiding the crab.

Yes people, don't eat the crab.

Originally posted by DingleberrySmurf
I just hope you don't go "Heaven's Gate" on us.

The OP creeped me out, the first thing I thought of was heavens gate, their final statements were very similar to that post. Does anyone know this guy IRL, and can check up on them?

Hope da lil wierdo has left. One less crazy on ATS. Most likely create a new account though.

I think this is the same way I would go about leaving a forum... make some huge, crazy claim.

Either I'd do that to leave the forum or if I wanted a new screenname and didn't really care about people recognizing me online. Actually I could do that right now... I too am going on a long journey to a planet in another atmosphere, though my trip is slightly longer, just under 5 weeks.



See, now I just have to not log in again or register with a new name...

I wish you well.

Live strong and austere.