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~ ANALS is a perfect word choice Wuk.
Yes it is, and just like historical records, it should be refreshed now and again to remind us that if we do not learn from the past we are doomed to
This thread, oh how I hope that it lives long in the memory of all that post here, is a glorious example of hilarity that can ensue from ones own
The brilliance of comedic effect portrayed by Mark Harris's reply to Jedi Miller is akin to The Kids in the Hall, or dare I say it Monty Python in
That sort of brilliance should never be forgotten.
Jedi Miller (bless his banned self) provided BTS with straight man fodder the likes of which haven't been seen since the days of vaudeville.
This to BTS history is the equivalent of "Who's on first".
What? Should I add to this thread? Something on topic?
Sure let's look at the long sordid history at What U KNO...
Lost my virginity to a classmate at 15 behind a local convenience store (how freaking romantic.)
Dated several girls in high school, got it on with a couple of them.
Out of high school dated a Sargent in the U.S. Army that actually taught me about sex with women. (yes the drills were long and grueling, but what I
learned has served me well, drop and give me twenty has a whole new meaning to me)
Don't know if this count's as sex or a date, but I picked up this lady at a gay bar who took me home and proceeded to beat my ass as a part of
foreplay. I had to throw away the dress shirt I had on because of the amount of my blood that stained it. She called me and asked me for a second
date, and I declined.
Dated a redheaded postal worker, had to break that off when she got a gun. (probably don't have to explain why.)
Dated a redhead goth woman. (to this day the single best girlfriend I have ever had) ended when she went back to college.
Dated and got married to what I thought was an upstanding respectable woman. (she birthed my child, and then crushed me like an aluminum can, ruined
my life and my credit forever.)
Found a redhead that turned out to be completely psychotic, to the point that I actually had her arrested for domestic abuse.
Dated a blonde that turned out to be a crack addict, and figured out that obviously dating and relationships aren't for me.
Overall, the amount of women I have had sex with, maybe 20.
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