posted on Aug, 20 2008 @ 08:58 AM
The following is my Dating history.
1985 - Took up homosexuality, cross dressing and stalked a Star Wars nut.
1985-89. The early years-- Ipersonated 4 girls, went to the dance with him, went to school with him. Dressed as numerous others went with him to the
skating ring. Had a fake wedding in the courtyard with him.
1989-1991- High school years-- Pretended to be a gymnast and a counsellor.
1991- All grown up.-- Dated him 4 times in the 12th grade. Pretended to be his full time GF and 3 on the side, weekends. Went to the prom with him and
moved in together.
1992- Just got married era -- Not much activity, but still managed to fool him 4 times that year.
1992-1998-The married years. No dating era.
1998-Divorce year--exhausting. Impersonated at least 100 girls(college). Lived as a karaoke singer named illiana, we used to sing duets together and
we dated for about 2 years. went to the comic con together too. Not to blow my own trumpet but I was a most beautiful girl. He took me to a depeche
mode concert in 1999.
1999- Ep1 Era. --Height of my faking experience! Pretended to be Natalie Portman for 3 days, or some might say a week. depends on how long you think
spring break lasts. Well, You know the story.
2000-2005- Absolutely crazy -- [Fullfillment]. Worked as over 300 different girls at different times and different places. Mostly, meeting him at bars
and bookstores..or celeb parties. Not to brag or anything.
2005-2006- Recovery era --dated a few, coffee or dinner once in a while. but not too much movement this year, because of exhaustion.
2006-2008- The fallout. I looked a little older but managed to stay cool with him. Followed him to Comic con brings back my Mojo in 2008. Lived as 3
or 4 cute girls, but to old to fake Natalie Portman again.