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News From Northern Ireland

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posted on Jan, 10 2003 @ 07:47 PM
Hundreds of inbred farmers are feared dead after the US accidentally attacked North Kerry.

Pentagon officials are blaming the voice recognition software on the latest cruise missiles. ìIím absolutely certain I said North Koreaî said a red faced technician.

General Brad Cheeseburger said ì North Kerry voted Sinn Fien, and they wonít co-operate with weapon decommissioning, so itís all much the same at the end of the dayî

[Edited on 11-1-2003 by AlecMac]

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