posted on Aug, 17 2008 @ 10:31 AM
Hi, everyone. I'm in desperate need of help here.
The problem is that, unfortunately, what I have to deal with on a daily basis is so crazy, that telling you about it will turn you off.
I've seen people with similar experiences on these boards, but their topics get marked as hoax and tossed in the trash bin (so, no, you won't find
anything like this on here anymore).
If you continue to read this, I am telling you here that the rest of this may be incoherent and in broken english since I am like crazy drunk and have
some kind of "psychic" in my head that has been there for a very long time 24/7 (will be at least 3 years on August 18). See how crazy that is?
I usually just grab some liquor, and after I've drunk enough am able to get enough sleep (which really means very little, but there's no way to
communicate this to you), so that I can get to work the next morning.
Unfortunately, today (a day on the weekend), I am so drunk this morning, that normally I would be able to get back to sleep after waking up early (as
always, so I don't die of sleep depravation).
Okay, so far you are probably saying to yourself "Yeah, this guy desperately needs some help"!
Here is the part where they toss my posts in the trash bin (and please don't this time, okay mods, I mean, they'll find out...).
The reason that I can't get to sleep is because I've got something chasing me around. Well, see, its so crazy that I can't really describe it
without getting tossed in a mental institution. Well, the real reason I'd get tossed in a mental institution is because everyone works for Aliens or
Still with me? Okay. Cool. Pretty rare.
Now that you understand that it is difficult for me to accurately describe the situation without my post getting tossed in the trash bin (yeah,
that's when the aliens are really involved in it folks), we can try to spill the beans and get me some sleep.
Before I continue... keep in mind that I make a descent amount of money (as I have discussed here a few times). Anyone that can help me out here
(human, alien, hybrid, whatever) has alot to gain. There's enough folks that have access to this somehow to where they can get what they want by
assisting me. I mean, these folks know nothing here, I've got loot, and I can help you out with anything. Seriously, I'm that desperate.
Okay, here we go...
I'll can't go straight from start to finish, It's too crazy.
And again, I have little control over what gets typed... it will all sound messed up. It's hard to think with aliens and what else in you head (as I
constantly backtrack to fix typeovers).
Hmmm... I tried typing some stuff out just now, and it was just pointless... I'll try it anyway... here it is... (keep in mind that stuff involving
aliens is really crazy!)...
At the moment, I suffer from "the psychic", "the fart", the "pain in my side", "the voices in my head", "the snore", and "the burp" (can
barely type this stuff out)... and all that at the same time. Looking at the descriptions, could you imagine going to work and solving complex
problems for PHD's a zillion times a day? I would think not!
Imagine going to work and "fart" sounds coming out of your butt (sometimes it actually comes out of my back!), "burp" sounds coming out of your
mouth, and then one of your head bosses walking by as you're with a customer, trying to tell him "thanks", but instead "the pain in your side"
has you screaming in between each word?
Okay, I know what you're thinking. Why didn't you go to the cops.
Actually, I've called them 4 times in one night on one occasion (a long time ago). Each time I wonder if it is really the cops, since obviously they
play games. The only person that acknowledged that they know what I am talking about is a head investigator for a district attorney.
Okay, so now back to why I can't get to sleep....
So, I lay down at night, trying to get to sleep, and "snore"! It doesn't sound like a snore, but it is close enough. Okay, I'll stay laying down,
and then I get the more recent "burp"! It sounds nothing like a burp, but whatever!
This goes on all night unless I get enough liquor... or at least it was like that for a year or so.
At the moment, my tolerance is sky high, but no matter how much liquor, it is not enough to get me to sleep now. I woke up this morning, started
drinking, but to now avail!
More people have these types of issues, but unfortunately, instead of attributing the folks chasing them to "anomalies", they attribute them to
"demons" (like my mom did [I had to save her from a drug overdose because these folks are so deadly]). Oh, yeah, and don't ask mom about it, since
she has no idea what you're talking about.
Does anyone have any suggestions or anything? My brain is so scrambled that I can barely think like you do (it looks otherwise, but I am usually more
intelligent that this. Furthermore, I could usually care less about aliens and other "anomalies").
Please, by all means, consider providing information. Do you have similar experiences?
Oh, yeah, and anything can help here, whether it be human, alien, or whatever. I really don't care at the moment. This is the perfect time to try
some crazy stuff! The most hideous alien could come on down...
And, by the way, I live in Parma Heights, OH. If you see any other black folks walking around, it's gotta be like time travelers or something... 1105
characters left, phew!