Ever since our class-clown-in-chief waved to Stevie Wonder, we've been curious about the quality of the gray material contained within his mellon
(well, it started well before that, but waving to a blind man certainly caused a national double-take).
The above link is an exhastitative analyzation of Bush's verbal hiccups, gaffs, and goofs.
A great read.
Some choice gems...
"We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into
Iraq."—Santa Clara, Calif., May 2, 2003
"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't
get fooled again."—Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
A little Who snuck in there
"Now, we talked to Joan Hanover. She and her husband, George, were visiting with us. They are near retirement—retiring—in the process of retiring,
meaning they're very smart, active, capable people who are retirement age and are retiring."—Alexandria, Va., Feb. 12, 2003
So, are they retiring or not?
"And, most importantly, Alma Powell, secretary of Colin Powell, is with us."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 30, 2003
Poor Alma, wife of Colin...
"The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of
mass production."—Washington, D.C., Nov. 27, 2002
Those damn capitalists and their mass production
"I need to be able to move the right people to the right place at the right time to protect you, and I'm not going to accept a lousy bill
out of the United Nations Senate."—South Bend, Ind., Oct. 31, 2002
Damn, the NWO came and we didn't even notice
"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's
house and say I love you."—Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002
uh... um... well... ehh... whatever
"Nothing he [Saddam Hussein] has done has convinced me—I'm confident the Secretary of Defense—that he is the kind of fellow that is willing
to forgo weapons of mass destruction, is willing to be a peaceful neighbor, that is—will honor the people—the Iraqi people of all stripes, will—values
human life. He hasn't convinced me, nor has he convinced my administration."—Crawford, Texas, Aug. 21, 2002
my head hurts... make it stop
In the words of another great Republican: "What a terrible thing it is to waste one's mind."
[Edited on 16-3-2004 by SkepticOverlord]