I am very pleased to know about the "key" system I nevre realised you guys took it soo seriously. I am very impressed indeed!
Its also good about the redundancy thing and back up in 36 hours Way to go!
However seriously no chance of a "cynanide" tab or self destruct button? to just close our account quickly and remove all personal info, that is not obviously any content on threads, but the info you hold on us?
Kind Regards,
Elf
PS Sceptic you say only you know the key, or how to change it.
Well this brings up a question, no matter how much they were to strap you down and tickle your feet, would you spill the beans?
How much tickling could you take?
I feel we deserve to know your sensitivity and tickling threshold as the fate of the Alternative News in most of the world may be based on that one thing alone!
Have you had tickle aversion therapy, or training?
What if they use feathers instead of fingers or god forbid what if they got a Grey to do do a 3 finger shuffle on you?
I doubt there is a man alive who could take much of that?
Picture the scene, 3 long slimy multijointed Alien appendages, with sucker like objects getting to work on the soles of your feet?
I would last about 10 seconds!!!
I hope your a stronger man than Myself!!
Indeed I don't know why the entire water Boarding process is not swapped for this much more effective ways of eliciting immediate compliance and response!
Infact I would like to propose a challenge, an exercise for ATS security if you will.
At a time unbeknown to yourself a group of ATS heirachy and Mods will OverlordNap you, bundle you up in a white van, you will awake in a unknown wharehouse, with all dressed in dark suits.
Im sure the Ats community has enough props of Greys out there, and we can then begin the test. If we take about the 1/3 of the time before you crack as a true figure, due to the added stress of a real situation, and actual alien fingers as apposed to plastic ones, well I feel that would be a good yardstick for our defense knowledge and rating?









Elf.
[edit on 11-8-2008 by MischeviousElf]


Hi there, how do you cut and paste them? Ive tryed but it never seems to work.


Everyday I feel like I become more of an airhead on ATS. It was
the last conspiracy puzzle's fault, no doubt. It fried my brain. 
