posted on Jan, 9 2003 @ 06:02 AM
The USA's self proclaimed superiority over Iraqís military forces was thrown into doubt last night as news emerged that Sadam has been stockpiling
weapons supplied by a US company. Although the company in question , Acme Products, refused to specify the weapons supplied sources close to the
pentagon have published a list.
"This is shocking news" said the source. "These weapons could cause loss of life on a massive scale. Our In Helmet Laser and Infra-red Gun Sight
with Combined Tactical Communications System is usless if 'Five Ton Weight' lands on you?"
The source continued "The more I look at this list the more worried I am. Erratically fused barrels of TNT, spring-loaded shoes, rocket skates,
dehydrated rocks, super quick drying cement, fake railway tunnels; it's a nightmare scenario."
General Brad Cheeseburger refused to confirm or deny that SAS teams were in Afghanistan hunting 'Super Catapult' installations but he did say "So
far the only effective defense we have against these weapons is to avoid piles of bird seed or standing on any big X marks."