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posted on Jan, 9 2003 @ 06:02 AM
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The USA's self proclaimed superiority over Iraqs military forces was thrown into doubt last night as news emerged that Sadam has been stockpiling weapons supplied by a US company. Although the company in question , Acme Products, refused to specify the weapons supplied sources close to the pentagon have published a list.

"This is shocking news" said the source. "These weapons could cause loss of life on a massive scale. Our In Helmet Laser and Infra-red Gun Sight with Combined Tactical Communications System is usless if 'Five Ton Weight' lands on you?"

The source continued "The more I look at this list the more worried I am. Erratically fused barrels of TNT, spring-loaded shoes, rocket skates, dehydrated rocks, super quick drying cement, fake railway tunnels; it's a nightmare scenario."

General Brad Cheeseburger refused to confirm or deny that SAS teams were in Afghanistan hunting 'Super Catapult' installations but he did say "So far the only effective defense we have against these weapons is to avoid piles of bird seed or standing on any big X marks."




posted on Jan, 9 2003 @ 08:09 AM
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posted on Jan, 9 2003 @ 08:54 AM
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That damn Roadrunner, He always seems to win !

Good (Lighthearted) Post.



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posted on Jan, 9 2003 @ 09:16 AM
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more about those ACME batsuits and robots, hehe...


Anyhow, Wile's proficiency with ACME products far outshines that of the Iraqi military's, so I'd expect to see some pretty gruesome results to those soldiers, hehe...



posted on Jan, 9 2003 @ 11:38 AM
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Um, his "comedy" is a dig at the US military.



posted on Jan, 9 2003 @ 05:39 PM
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Comedy?

You think a division of the Republican Guard bouncing across the desert at high speed on spring loaded boots, pockets loaded dehydrated rocks is something to laugh about do you?

Anyway, dont panic MT69.

The U.S. military has been training small blue flightless birds that are especially fast and go 'beep beep' at inopportune moments.
In a further devilishly cunning plan, the birds have been trained to hold up signs that remind anyone attempting to fly, bounce or hover that 'they are breaking the laws of gravity', this moment of self-awareness invariably causes the victim to immediately drop, a lump of rock usually lands on them soon after they hit the ground.



posted on Jan, 9 2003 @ 07:55 PM
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Alec - We can see you sitting in your dirty underwear from your parent's basement....so don't worry about the US military.



posted on Jan, 10 2003 @ 07:32 AM
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MT, stop reinforcing the stereotype that you yanks don't have a sense of humour, stop being such a sour puss.



posted on Jan, 10 2003 @ 10:19 AM
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Goshdarn! Which side did they sell the catapults to???



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