think a co-worker might be an alien (seriously), page 3

This may help.

I had a similar occurance about 9 years ago. My neighbor, and older plumper woman never spoke with me. On day, I started a projext to level the back yard and a couple retaining walls, so to get the machine I used in, I chained the corner fence post on her property and yanked it. After 3 days of moving earth and framing for concrete, I returned the back hoe. I had a dog and decided while the cyclone was down to take the 3' posts and slip fit larger diameter 6' posts over them so I didn't have to dig. After putting up my new 6' cyclone, and her corner post, the gate I installed next to her 3' fence just made hers look tacky. I had extra posts and cyclone so I went next door and asked her if she would like to match with my new fence and that I would do it with my left over supplies and it would not cost her a penny.

She looked at me in disgust and said, "Nothing is free" and refused my offer.

Over the summer, I started noticing that ...(by the way, her back yard was just a small area of grass by her back door, and the rest was thick brush. One time, someone tried to break in my back window at night and jumped her fence. with two powerful flash lights, I couldn't even illuminate enough to locate someone if they were hiding in her bushes);...my dog, who prowled the yard like a tiger and always had taken down a bird or two every time I went out there, anyways, I noticed that he had been teething on some big as bones that I didn't give him. Then one evening, I notice the lady toss this bone to him over the fence, and take many more into the thick of her yard and toss them in the heavy brush. Concerned that she might be a freak and poisoning my dog, I went out and grabbed the bone from him. I swear it looked like the top half of a human femer, still strands of flesh attacked. Anyways, I checked it out and gave it back to him. After that, I started keeping an eye out back and noticed she would take bones out to her thick brush a few times a week. She lived with her son, and the two rarely were seen leaving, let alone driving to and from the house.
One evening, my fiance and I were out on the 2nd story deck in back, and watched her carry bones to the bushes. As she was heading back towards her house, My fiance was leaving to the store. I heard the front door shut as she departed and continued watching the neighbor lady disappear into her house.
Just about 10 seconds later, my fiancee comes in, runs up the stairs and tells me that the neigbor lady had just driven off. We both had attached garages with remote doors.
Puzzled, I say "no way! She just stepped into her back door 10 seconds before you came running up the stairs."
That was the catalyst that caused her to come back in, for, she was watching the bone disposal with me just prior. Walking to the front picture window while talking, we could see her car disappearing from view a few blocks up the road.
I asked her, "are you sure it wasn't her son?" that seemed to be the only logical explaination. but she insisted it was the neighbor lady.

Now things were just not right. First femer type bones to our dog and by then we had witnessed at least 8 or 9 of the lady's bone dumping trips out in her back yard. It was adding up to a peculiar enigma.

> I must interject here...

as I am writing this, my woman just asked me if I had ever seen her son bringing hookers into their house. I had not and it was never brought up between us until just now. Back then, I was working 6 day weeks and was gone from 7 to 8 or 10 at night, so I missed alot of the going ons around there.
Now my woman tells me that she had seen him with different skanky dressed women a few times one week, and over a few years we lived there, approximately 12 times she saw him bring one in.
But, my woman says that she never once witnessed the women leaving.

Wow...what a trip....Could those bones....naw, no one would flaunt bone tossing if they were doing a Jeffery Dahmer(sp) while we watched from next door....would they?

Well, back to the subject of the lady that could step in her back door then almost simultaniously, be driving out of her garage.

We talked about this for the next 3 weeks, and watching the neighbors a little closer became a new pass time.

in that time, once again she seemed to break the laws of physics by getting through her house in the blink of an eye. This time, she had just walked in the back door when she was seen walking across the front drive to her mail box. Disbelief was the over-all perception.
We had many witnesses this time due to our teen daughter having friends over alot and most of them were aware of the story of the now coined "femer bone lady", and her son. He was half japanese, and they were and odd pair.

Over the summer and fall, the puzzle not yet solved became sort of a legend in our house.
Then, one day, The only day in two years I ever left work to come home for something I needed, I witnessed her son and a skimpy clad woman pull up in his mothers car and into the garage, disappearing behind the auto-closing door.

I went back to work and that evening, the word was that no one had left the house.

Except for a few hours in the wee night, we had a few of my daughters visitors stay over and in turn keep vigilent watch for the woman, the son, or the femer bone lady to come out of the house next door.

The next morning, before leaving for work and hearing that there was no change, I made sure that they and my fiancee would continue the watch and call me when there was movement.

By the 3rd day, no one had been in or out next door, and I began thinking about the bones, the sudden reclusiveness next door and wondered if they had done a mini-Jonestown or some other bizzar activity/ritual that would soon be on the news as one of those 'truth is stranger than fiction' headlines.

The next morning, Sunday, my day off, I couldn't take it any longer. After coffee and some discussion, I decided to go knock on the neighbors door.

Two insistent door knockings of 10 seconds each did the trick. The door opened and in a robe, the femer bone lady stood with suprise on her face. I used line that I noticed they had company the last few days and I was awakened by a loud noise in the night, and I was just checking on them to insure all were safe. The lady relaxed and explained her step-daughter was the guest. Just then, her twin sister emerged.