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reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 03:05 AM by absente

Originally posted by DMTeed
.... she has on space book.

Dude, is Space Book the intergalactic Face Book or MySpace?
Common, stop the crap, it's obvious this thread is a joke, can some MOD please
lock it? We don't need those kids here - because of them, real ufologists get always a laugh thrown at them "Hey, do you believe in your colleges theories, his nick was "DMTeed", you're all so insane" bla bla - you understand what I'am trying to say.

STOP THREADS LIKE THIS ON ATS! Please!

reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 03:05 AM by Gateway

Originally posted by DMTeed
Alright just tell me what I have requested in the thread.

If you were wondering, I did hook up with an Alien. She is a Lyran from the Andromeda sectors. She is galaxy famous artist. Here is one of the photos she has on space book.

Pretty good looking for 644 years eh? She is my oldest hook up.

Dude, she's not bad...she kinda looks like a talker tho...I don't want to hear about how inferior we humans are or how yet we have to develop our spirituality...

Dude, that's like going out with some chick who has a Ph.D., while I as a human only have a GED, its not like I lack self confidence or anything, its just that a girl like this...man...well she's hard to impress you know...

reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 03:07 AM by Gateway

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Relax dude, we can't all talk about UFOs all the time sometimes you want to have fun, and mess around.

reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 03:09 AM by DMTeed

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Yeah totally.

We both knew our relationship was limited. She was headed to her fourth world and fifth "college-type" education and I was still on my home world that just got an accounting degree.

She's totally a keeper. I taught her salsa dancing...

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reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 03:12 AM by DMTeed

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Please relax and book a cruise. Have you seen any of the Centauri landscapes?

It will take the edge off. It's absolutely breathtaking with a ounce of spline.

Like they say "An ounce of spline and everything's fine".

And please, plan responsibly.

reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 03:12 AM by Anonymous ATS

reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 03:14 AM by Gateway

Originally posted by DMTeed
reply to post by Gateway

Yeah totally.

We both knew our relationship was limited. She was headed to her fourth world and fifth "college-type" education and I was still on my home world that just got an accounting degree.

She's totally a keeper. I taught her salsa dancing.

Dude, never mind what you taught her I want to hear what she taught you...those girls I imagine are freaks...

Man, is she one of those skanks who comes to earth paralyzes dudes in bed in the middle of the night and hooks up with them only to get their man juice and then erases their memories? I've hear about those, cos dude if that's what she did then its possible that she only did it cos she wants some weird hybrid-child...for who knows what reason.

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reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 03:22 AM by DMTeed

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Oh you have no idea.

She would pull this joke on me where we would be in front of a group of people or taking a picture, and she would touch me-then oops- eruption.

She liked her eyes to be licked and her toes deep freezed. When we became one we be-came one. You know what I'm saying jelly fish? Their whole race are gymnasts, its mandatory physical health.

But it was hard not to go after her friend. Supposedly her had a pose-able after years of extracurricular exercise.

Before climax you must pull out, because it will get up to 330 degrees down there.

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reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 03:27 AM by AirSolaris

Wow, what an utter waste of space this entire thread is.

What is the purpose of this thread other than to talk absolute rubbish?

reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 03:32 AM by DMTeed

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I'm sorry to have wasted your time. If you feel stressed, please book a trip.

Have you seen the 15 ft scrollies on Sabine Planet 7b? The way they live will make you think different about gay marriage and trans gender speciemens.

I am here to help you plan you fantastic voyage, so please relax.

And please, plan responsibly.

reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 03:32 AM by Gateway

Originally posted by DMTeed
reply to post by Gateway

Oh you have no idea.

She would pull this joke on me where we would be in front of a group of people or taking a picture, and she would touch me-then oops- eruption.

She liked her eyes to be licked and her toes deep freezed. When we became one we be-came one. You know what I'm saying jelly fish? Their whole race are gymnasts, its mandatory physical health.

But it was hard not to go after her friend. Supposedly her had a pose-able after years of extracurricular exercise.

Before climax you must pull out, because it will get up to 330 degrees down there.

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NNNIIICEEE!!!,

She's a total freak, dude don't tell me she buys into that whole 1 mate "monogamous" earthly humbug...she should know better, plus we are infinite spirit beings she can't expect you to only check her out...

Although, dude if I were you, I'd be calling her on the weekends to chill out and maybe roll up a couple of space-fatties and have a good time....or is she not into space drugs....you know...."the just say no" type?

reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 03:43 AM by DMTeed

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She is not monogamous at all. She was open to other Lyrans during our sessions.

Talk about bi-sexual? What about trans-species sexual. There were things, entities, and objects I don't recognize or can't or DON't want to recall. Some thngs I regret it like smoking SPiriteen on Sabine 2.

Spiriteen is what galactic youngsters smoke when they are bored. It makes your soul travel to another world and inhabit a material body. You will live a separate life aprox feeling like 100 years. And then wake up and be only 1 minute. Its crazy, I was trapped as an hdyrocal in the Lorax province. It's like being a hungry Ethiopian in Africa.

reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 03:49 AM by DMTeed

Her mom was a total leatherneck though. If you think it was a lot for famous basketball player wilt chamberlain to do 1,000woman- try 1,000,000 .

She told be stories about her mom slaying hundreds of male/female/other specimens during sessions.

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reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 03:57 AM by Gateway

Originally posted by DMTeed
She is not monogamous at all. She was open to other Lyrans during our sessions.

Dude if that was the case I would have rolled on her friend.

Talk about bi-sexual? What about trans-species sexual. There were things, entities, and objects I don't recognize or can't or DON't want to recall. Some thngs I regret it like smoking SPiriteen on Sabine 2.

Yeah, but we are like exotic to them, I'm sure they were checking you out like a piece of meat. What about creatures with Tig Ol B-t-s, those I like...

Spiriteen is what galactic youngsters smoke when they are bored. It makes your soul travel to another world and inhabit a material body. You will live a separate life aprox feeling like 100 years. And then wake up and be only 1 minute. Its crazy, I was trapped as an hdyrocal in the Lorax province. It's like being a hungry Ethiopian in Africa.

Hmmm, only thing I can think of is that you did too much of it. Arent' you supposed to "toke, toke...pass", you can't be bogarting it, stuff will mess you up. Man, it sounds like space is just one HUGE AMSTERDAM, without the kiwis or Ausies...no offense guys, but some of you guys can be obnoxious!!!

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reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 03:58 AM by watchZEITGEISTnow

Love it!

What is another interesting fact you can tell us?

Whats the status of the Draconians thesedays?

reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 04:00 AM by Gateway

Originally posted by DMTeed Her mom was a total leatherneck though. If you think it was a lot for famous basketball player wilt chamberlain to do 1,000woman- try 1,000,000 . She told be stories about her mom slaying hundreds of male/female/other specimens during sessions. [edit on 31-7-2008 by DMTeed]

Man, sounds like the mom was a total, skank....you got to watch out...the fruits usually don't fall to far away from the tree.

reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 04:07 AM by DMTeed

There was rumors that her friends had Scrapies type 19. Its an prevalent STD in the space community. That means death for me if I get infected. And hatching Scrapies out of every orpheus.

You have to be careful, because I actually contracted Reptilian Warts from this stewardess:

She is a Centaurian. Her inetrest into Brittany Spears was a huge turn off. And yeah. Brittany is bigger than you think.

reply posted on 31-7-2008 @ 04:09 AM by ToolFanMael

Originally posted by Deaf Alien

Originally posted by DMTeed
Being chipped is inevitable.

If we are not chipped now. Than our children will.

A large series of real and fake abductions by human or other will be publicized.

Humans will be screaming for RFID.

Sheeple perhaps. I, for one, and my son will never, never, ever, accept RFID, EVER.

If you decide to accept, then you have decided to become a slave to the government and aliens.