There is more than 2,000 thousand races outside earth.

Here on Earth, we are and issue to the galactic community. Like Palestine and Israel.

At this moment, there is no better time to be alive on earth.

Technology is rapidly advancing and it’s just a matter of time before our history is

Made and rewritten.

There will be revolutions in the laws of science, genetics, and human evolution.

The space community in conjunction with our government will start a space tour

program.

Tours will be given to all citizens who apply for it, tours are currently available today.

Just ask.

Citizens will have the opportunity to tour the Milky Way and Andromada Galaxies and

the existing and nonexistent locations of civilization .


To help us in our marketing efforts, please state the following:

Please specify the galaxy, star system, or planet you would like to visit.
Purpose of visit.
Duration
Your carry-on luggage (Other people, pets, things)

*Liquids are limited.
*All humans and other living beings must be chipped (RFID) before boarding.


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Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.



That right there you will never see any ATS member be willing to do.

Being chipped is inevitable.

If we are not chipped now. Than our children will.

A large series of real and fake abductions by human or other will be publicized.

Humans will be screaming for RFID.

Good laugh indeed, needed something to cheer up my night. Who the hell would want a chip in them unless it actually enhanced the human body/mind...seriously now, get real.

Sheeple perhaps. I, for one, and my son will never, never, ever, accept RFID, EVER.

If you decide to accept, then you have decided to become a slave to the government and aliens.

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You will have this choice.


Say you are on a cruise to Sirius 1 and a rogue interstellar star flare debri crosses your pineal pathways.

You have made the choice:

A. With CHIP. Your diagnosed immediately and the physician can access their data bank to give you immediate 100% restoration.

or

B. A class D Centauri doctor will take 10 minutes to diagnose you and prescribe a possible cure with 95% accuracy.

Its up to you.


With RFID, we hold less liability of you death. And please, plan your trips responsibly.

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No space flight for you. But if you can supply 3 bars of gold, I think I can make some adjustments.

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This thread is a waste of time man! You have nothing here....Even the storie that you tell has no evidence to support your claim!..Are you bored or something..at least you made me !

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Have you seen the real Orion? Maybe you need to relax, and book a trip.

Pleas fill out the specified list I made above.

And please, plan responsibly.

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Remember, this thread will be moved to Skunkworks unless you have some kind of proof like photos and videos. You do have some, don't you? Well, I won't be holding my breath, but thanks for the laugh anyway.

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Hey, I might consider this trip. One thing, will there be TSA agents on the terminal making me take off my shoes and dump my water before boarding, if so forget it. Not worth the hassle, although I may reconsider if I was informed of the existence of a couple of "Space-Marshalls" on board ready to take down any jihadist aliens that may want to ram our ship into the structures on the moon.

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This is an artist CGI copy.


Please provide us information for your trip today.

An please, plan responsibly.




*We authorize all personnel to probe or taze during cruise when necessary.

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That's all fine and good, but how much? What's the damage, I'm assuming it's pretty pricey this summer due to inflation and the price of oil.

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All space marshals will be protecting the fee galactic people against the reptilian evildoers. And their galactic matrix of evil.

We are in accordance with the Q.U.A.S.A.R. Act to help establish a terror free universe.

Not bad, not bad...sounds good so far. What about on board entertainment?...I'm big on entertainment...you can't have a bunch of people sitting around doing nothing...we need all kinds of pizazz, glamor, and showmanship...

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The price of Helium 3 has hit the tourist market hard this century. But when you ask about the price- It's free.

The catch is that you will have to give up one of your children for permanent space exploration/experimentation. It's in the fine print when you sign the contract but really, its not a big deal.

Give up kid...okay...I can afford that this year. Would you say the experience is similar to a love boat type of atmosphere where you cater to singles...

Or is it more of a fantasy Island type of experience where we go into a holedeck and make our dreams come true...

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We have choices of live and virtual entertainment that consist of other worldly beings, animals, and entities.

There will be universal stars, that have shined all over the universe.
There is meet and greet sessions and information meetings. Imagine the comic con times 10,000.

My personal favorite: Speed Dating

You won't believe the existence of body parts that can be on other female races.


But this cruise has sub cruises that fit to your particular mission.


I am hear to find the market for Earth.


So please plan responsibly.


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God damn, I'm sold...dude

It's like that saying, "What happens in space....stays in space"


Hmmm,
What about side effects, you know like sometimes you go on a boat for period of time and when you come off you have that motion feeling still going...like vertigo...and stuff....

Alright just tell me what I have requested in the thread.


If you were wondering, I did hook up with an Alien. She is a Lyran from the Andromeda sectors. She is galaxy famous artist. Here is one of the photos she has on space book.






Pretty good looking for 644 years eh? She is my oldest hook up.
She made me skeet just by touching her palm.


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