The Women's Restroom; and other feminine mysteries

reply to post by seagrass


there are a few movies that are huge favorites of many women that I didn't like at all

it worries me a little - maybe there's a little chunk of my female brain that's not functioning properly :-)

or maybe it's because in my formative years when I should have been watching Audrey Hepburn or Elizabeth Taylor movies I was instead watching Robert Mitchum and Steve McQueen with my dad

I'm pretty sure I was the only little girl in the entire world that saw Tora! Tora! Tora! 3 times - in the theater

:-)

oh and I have never seen Showgirls.... Is there something I should know before I have to rent it now?

reply to post by seagrass


I have a very real story I could tell...

it involves me trying to get my deposit back on a house I was sharing - with some guys

it was up to me to clean the place after they all moved out

if I tried to actually describe the situation - using real words - a Mod would have to come in here and make me go stand in the corner

it was that bad

Maybe you are balanced in your feminine and masculine qualities...
A lot of men dig that... Tora! Tora! Tora! and then can paint beautiful things.... can you cook? I can't. Well I can.. but I pretend pretty hard that I can't.

reply to post by seagrass


can't help you there - I missed that one

but - the title tells us everything we need to know I think

:-)

Originally posted by Spiramirabilis
reply to post by seagrass

 

I have a very real story I could tell...

it involves me trying to get my deposit back on a house I was sharing - with some guys

it was up to me to clean the place after they all moved out

if I tried to actually describe the situation - using real words - a Mod would have to come in here and make me go stand in the corner

it was that bad

hey, been there cleaned that... *ebee jebees* and then have to take a loofa to my brain....

reply to post by seagrass


my cooking abilities are pretty bi-polar :-)

sometimes pretty good - sometimes you can't even tell it used to be food

Originally posted by Spiramirabilis
reply to post by seagrass

 

can't help you there - I missed that one

but - the title tells us everything we need to know I think

:-)

If that were true then wouldn't the title sound a little bit more like Showgirls On Showgirls?

Originally posted by Spiramirabilis
reply to post by seagrass

 

my cooking abilities are pretty bi-polar :-)

sometimes pretty good - sometimes you can't even tell it used to be food

Do men really care? Do they even look at it before they inhale it? Ok, now I am just being mean.... Pass the salt..

Originally posted by seagrass
oh and I have never seen Showgirls.... Is there something I should know before I have to rent it now?

Only watch Showgirls if you're interested in fake orgasms, bad dancing and faking orgasms while dancing badly.

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you know - there's just so much to say...

thing is - as has been mentioned - I've walked into some women's restrooms (coming back full circle) and it just defies explanation

you have to wonder what's been going on in there - and I've yet to catch them at it - whatever it is

but - it's mostly chaos and water

with men, and the "situation" we're discussing - WTH?

are they blind?

:-)

oh thank you!! You saved me five bucks and few raised eyebrows...

Originally posted by Spiramirabilis
reply to post by seagrass

 

you know - there's just so much to say...

thing is - as has been mentioned - I've walked into some women's restrooms (coming back full circle) and it just defies explanation

you have to wonder what's been going on in there - and I've yet to catch them at it - whatever it is

but - it's mostly chaos and water

with men, and the "situation" we're discussing - WTH?

are they blind?

:-)

In a sense...yes. They are. Oblivious is more the word I choose.
I haven't seen these bathrooms, where are they?... airport... where else?


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reply to post by TravelerintheDark


well - sounds like a fair exchange for Legends of the Fall then

so much needless suffering...

reply to post by seagrass


I'm going to be sorry I said this -

but most of the guys I've known have been very good cooks

better than me - that's for sure

I know.. (she says looking down) it's true. I have to admit it.

Yes, some of us actually enjoy and take pride in making a hot, delicious meal for our ladies

[edit on 11-3-2009 by TravelerintheDark]

was that Freudian slipping I just saw? What are out ladies? oh ok edit it... there ya go... Traveler. What is your specialty? And let's have the recipe...

[edit on 12-3-2009 by seagrass]

reply to post by seagrass


no need to feel bad seagrass :-)

we don't need to buy into the stereotypes

I say - let them cook

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Uhm... I swear it was only one time and from a distance... I gotta go...