Were Jesus's Disciples cannibals?, page 2
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reply posted on 12-3-2004 @ 05:47 PM by Scat
Originally posted by drunk
O.K i am not a religious person as you already know,but i was watching a movie(chinese movie) and there was a scene where people were singing about eating the body of Christ and drinking his blood. this suddenly struck me that the disciples might have been cannibals
i wanna hear peoples opinons on this.

[Edited on 12-3-2004 by drunk]
My grammar sucks

[Edited on 12-3-2004 by drunk]


alrighty, i agree with you! interestingly, strange idea...but ive thought the same thing for along time.

in my good old catholic school (gag gag gag death gag!) they were talking about communion and were like "now is the eucharist the real body and blood of christ or a symbol?"

i, being a prick, said "a symbol, of course!"

in which they responded, "WRONG! The protestants may say that, but actually, you are truly eating the body and blood of christ, his soul."

THIS WEIRDED ME OUT SO BAD! but then it didnt, because i realized something a few years later. religion like that completely blows up the purpose of the stories of jesus and makes them into this corporate crap to support the church instead of believing in what you choose to believe. the bread and wine comes from boxes and bottles all mass produced and profited from. so it really is the body and blood of their jesus, their jesus being the god of money, power, and controll.

scary huh?!?!?!?1

but yeah, at first, until i made my multi-jesus theory, i was afraid the catholics were abunch of cannibals, freaked me the hell out!


***
pixy- hahaha you left catholicism too? i left it in about the....5th grade!

wait...no.....2nd

***and whoever said the thing about trying new types of meat and assuming that human flesh might be tasty...mmm......i agree!

its funny, earlier in a different thread i told the story of how i ate jesus for breakfast.

illpost the story up here.

[Edited on 3-12-04 by Scat]


reply posted on 12-3-2004 @ 05:54 PM by Scat
here we go, the story of Jesus Puffs......

it all started when I first saw this:



So, I decided to make a shirt that says "Jesus is my Breafast Cereal" and see if anybody notices...on the back its gonna say...mmmmm...Jesus......tastes like chicken!

ok ok ok, that might seem really weird to those of yall who arent familiar with the cereal im gonna make, its called "Jesus Puffs"

the slogans are-
"A Miracle in Every Box!"
and
"Why Have COmmunion Just Once a Week When You Can Have it Every Morning?!"

blasphemus? (if i could spell the word!)

NO!

why? because jesus is my homeboy, we keep it real, remember???

so does this make me a cannibal? hmm....in one word...YES!

well...not really.....im probably just gonnna be cheap and take a box of Pops! and paint it over....but fair enough right?



reply posted on 15-3-2004 @ 11:49 PM by panchovilla
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i can't believe you've never heard of string theory.?
but surely being the intelligent wells of wisdom that you are you already inherently knew the gist it?

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