Part VI
Kent now surveyed his surroundings. The room looked quite like a classroom with a podium, chalkboard, easel, and television. He looked at the banquet
tables lined perfectly with each chair in place. He wondered if there was ever an occasion when this room was full. Then the door opened.
“Atten-hut!” screamed the young man dressed in military garb as he entered and came to attention just inside the door.
Startled, Kent rose and watched as a short, stocky, balding man quickly strode in and went directly to the podium.
“At ease, gentleman,” he spoke directly into the microphone and waited until Kent was seated to continue.
“Good morning…uh, hello?.....Can you hear me?” he looked at Kent.
“Yes, very well, sir.”
“Is this thing on?” he tapped the mike a few times.
“I don’t think so colonel,” Kent replied, “but I hear you just fine.”
“Well, looks like we’ll have to this the old fashioned way. Airman!”
“Yes sir?”
“Get me a bullhorn.”
“Yes sir!”
“Uh….pardon me, colonel,” Kent raised his hand half mast, “Due to the nature of the matter at hand, would it not be possible, since there is
no one else present, to have a confidential meeting?” He motioned to emphasize the room was empty except for the two of them.
This guy is a freaking nut, he thought, they are all freaking nuts.
Sometime I think Mai is a nut. Mai is not at a nut compared to these nuts. No, Mai is perfectly sane. I’m perfectly sane, a little abnormal perhaps,
but these people are abnormal nuts. Somewhere there is a difference.
“Well,” the colonel sighed, “I’m glad you suggested that. I hate giving these speeches.”
“I’m Colonel Wright,” he made his way to the table and seated himself opposite, “Now what is it I can do for you?”
“I was hoping you could tell me, sir. I received this,” he laid the note before the nut.
“Ah, Colonel Wong was transferred,” he started, “What is your profession, Mr, uh…”
“I’m a media consultant colonel. My name is Kent Clarke.”
“A media consultant, that’s a good one,” the colonel snickered, “Oh, that is rich; brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. How truly brilliant we are
sometimes.”
“Here is the colonel’s bullhorn, sir.” The young airman returned object in hand.
“Well, that won’t be necessary, airman. But I will need the courier package.”
“Yes sir.” The airman left the room again.
“The courier package?” Kent inquired of the nut giving orders.
“Yes, indeed, Mr. Kent,” the brilliant claiming nut nodded, “I don’t know how much you know about OOOS but we are the Office of Official
Secrets. That is government secrets. You should know there are many secrets in this country. Unofficial secrets, off the record secrets, under the
radar secrets, over the top secrets, secret secrets….you name it there is an office that deals with it, but THIS office, only deals with OFFICIAL
secrets.”
“I see.”
“I have to tell you this is a very brave, patriotic thing you are doing for this country. Why, at this very moment we are facing the direst of dire
consequences; we have rogue nations, I don’t have to mention who they are, that would like to see this great beacon of freedom and liberty thrown to
the ground and crushed like yesterday’s beer can. But we, you and me, and patriotic people of like mind, can’t let that happen. Can we?”
Colonel Wright was pounding home his points with his clinched fists pounding the table.
Kent had never considered himself an extremely patriotic person. Of course, he’s never burnt a flag either, but at the moment he could only agree
that this man was a nut. If he’d ever met a nut, he was sure this was one. Stomped like yesterday’s beer can, he thought.
“I suppose you are right,” he nodded.
Returning with a briefcase, the airman placed it on the table in front of the colonel.
“Now, Mr. Kent, what do you think this is?” he motioned to the briefcase.
“I would say…..a briefcase?”
“It appears to be a briefcase Mr. Kent, but this is what we at OOOS call a massive information transferal packet.
“Mr. Kent, I’m told these are waterproof, fireproof, bombproof; almost indestructible. Of course, I’ve never struck one with a sledgehammer,
only due to the governmental offset it would cost, but the information that is sealed in this massive information transferal packet, is virtually
indestructible.
Definitely this man is a nut, he thought.
“Now what I need you to do; what your country has called you to do; what this free nation is asking you to do is to take this vital information and
place it in the hands of one of our agents whose very life, limb, and liberty depend on having it available. You would do that for your fellow man,
and for your country, wouldn’t you?”
“But before you answer, let me explain what’s in it for you. How does ten thousand dollars cash sound?”
Kent was listening with real interest now, even if the man was a nut. Yes, he could see doing something patriotic for ten grand. Oh yes.
“And we pay your expenses too. What do you think?”
“Well,” Kent hesitated as if thinking, “I suppose I can’t say no to my country’s calling and God knows I would feel terrible if I didn’t
do my best to see that that agent who might need this information didn’t get it.”
“That’s what I thought,” Colonel Wright opened the massive informational transferal packet.
“I have a special clearance,” he removed a folder, flipped it open and read, “and I think having that clearance it entitles me to allow you to
see what information you will be entrusted with.”
He slid a piece of paper across the table. Kent picked it up.
“Now let me warn you, I wouldn’t read past the second paragraph if I weren’t willing to complete this mission.”
Kent looked at the paper. It was blank. He flipped it over. It was blank. Only special nuts can read this he assured himself. And I can’t read it.
That alone proves I’m sane.
“Will you accept this, Mr. Kent? Will you act as our courier in this very urgent and sensitive matter, assuring this packet gets in the hands of the
patriot who needs it in the direst of dire times in the history of this nation?”
Kent looked at the paper, flipped it, and looked again. He saw no secret. He saw nothing. This was a freaking blank piece of paper!
And for this, he would get ten grand and expenses? This is nuts, he thought.
“Sure,” He said in disbelief.
“Airman, did you bring the in-house transfer packet?”
Without a word the airman placed a manila envelope before them. The colonel opened it.
He slipped on latex gloves, carefully folded the blank paper twice, and placed it in a zip lock bag. He then folded the zip lock in half and slid it
inside a plain white #10 envelope. Lastly, he made a large “X” across the seams.
Nuts, Kent thought, they are all freaking nuts.
“Airman, notify disbursing I’ll be sending Mr. Kent to them momentarily.”
“I am going to have to ask you to sign for this information Mr. Kent. As you can attest, as I will, it has been waterproofed and
fireproofed…..”
“Why didn’t you just toss it in the massive information transferal packet?” Kent asked.
“Oh, well we don’t use massive information transferal packets for singular information transferal. Massive information entails a quarter of a
million dollars or more. Singular information is what we have here.” He held up the envelope.
“Are you sure is fireproofed?”
“I would say so. Unless you plan on putting a match to it.”
“I see. Very well, I promise not to put a match to it.” Kent assured Colonel Wright.
“Good, if you’ll just sign here, and here,” flipping the page, “and here.”
“Very good. And one more thing, sometime in the near future you’ll be contacted with delivery details. The codeword, don’t write this down, is:
Milk Dud. When contact is made, immediately call this number.” The colonel handed him a card and the envelope.
Kent looked at it and placed it, and the envelope, in his breast pocket. I can look forward to a nut in my future? How truly brilliant that would be.
As if I can never meet enough nuts.
Darren now appeared in the doorway.
“Well, Mr. Kent, it was a pleasure meeting you. I wish you all the luck in the word. And I should tell you if you are caught, or captured, tough
stuff,” The colonel laughed, but Kent didn’t get the joke, “Mr. Darren will show you out.”
The pair shook hands and Kent left the room with Darren.
“I see you are a part of the team now. Don’t let that caught, or captured stuff bother you, it was a joke. Okay, so you are headed to disbursing,
right? Easiest way is when you leave the elevator make a left and the first right. You can’t miss it. Pleasure to meet you Mr. Clarke. I’m looking
forward to seeing you again.”
“Pleasure was mine Darren.” Kent shook hands then placed the keycard in the panel.