posted on Mar, 11 2004 @ 10:06 PM
Let's all use our minds...
Everybody knows that the big rock outside my house is God. If you don't, you're not really using your mind yet. I suggest you all come visit, and
worship my rock. I call him Steve. Betcha didn't think God had a name? Well he won't tell YOU people his name, cuz you're just infidels, unworthy!
He chose me, as he said I'm worthy. He secretly revealed to me that he's a ROCK in my backyard, and that I must sacrifice a virgin kangaroo to him
every 17th of March, or else he'll destroy humanity. So in order to save all you guys, because of my good heart and care and love for humans, I
slaughter a kangaroo once a year and put the carcass on His Holiness, aka God the rock. He inspired me to write a holy book too, and told me that if
anyone worships any other Gods besides this God the rock, they are really worshipping Satan. He said "Thou shalt not worship other Gods, and I'mm a
jealous God" ... and my rock knows what he's talking about cuz he's God, he even helped me write a holy book!
Now you tell me how this is different from religions. Silly? You bet your moustache it is! So are religions! Don't believe me? Read it again and
again until it sinks in please. Oh and I really love you guys, why else would I spend so much time assisting those who ask? Love to me is knowledge,
and I empathize and understand what many are going through, as I've been there done that, and then I woke up. I help others do the same. If you
don't believe me, read the above religion again and again till it sinks in please.'
By the way, my rock said that at the "end times" he'll send his Daughter, and some holy ghastly to save those who are deserving in his eyes. Only
God the rock knows who deserve salvation. ONLY IF YOU BELIEVE in my rock, as your savior and LORD, will you be saved. Everyone else will be cast out
of rock heaven. So Saith the Lord.
Pity the believers, for they are masters of illusion, they themselves no longer see reality!