posted on Jul, 24 2008 @ 03:29 PM
reply to post by chrisonabike
wait, the tabloids don't tell the truth? they'll invade the lives of celebrities and invent stories to sell papers? damn, man, I thought the tabs
were the last bastion of real journalism.
my life is shattered. Normally I'd suggest a kegger/ufo party at Robbie's pad with the Beckham kids, Lilly, Ackroyd, and President Carter but it
seems that option is out.
I'd love for aliens to come and make first contact (that we know of) with a celeb. I can see the headlines now:
Tipsy Star spotted with married starlett entering alien craft.
the article will then go on to talk about the star and the married starlett having an illicit affair, drinking too much, not wearing undies and being
rude to the photogs and they'll then mention, briefly, that the alien craft whisked the stars away, side swiping a photog's car in the process.