posted on Mar, 11 2004 @ 04:25 PM
Just as the War Against Drugs would make some kind of sense if they honestly called it a War Against Some Drugs, I regard Dubya's current Kampf as a
War Against Some Terrorists. I may remain wed to that horrid heresy until he bombs CIA headquarters in Langtry.
I turned on CNN a few days ago and a White House robot announced that the rebels in Chechnya "were" no longer freedom fighters but "are" now
terrorists with "clear" links to Osama bin Laden.
CNN provided no details about whether the transformation occured in a sudden miraculous flash like the transubstantiation of the host in a Catholic
mass, or happened slowly and gradually like Darwinian evolution.
In a related bulletin, Russia pledged its support in the War Against Some Terrorists, and will presumably start with those bastards in Chechnya.