posted on Mar, 11 2004 @ 04:24 PM
A couple has a dog who snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the
wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie
a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah right!" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.
The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself,
she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully
around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring!
The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins
snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she
goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around
her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him!
The woman sleeps soundly. He wakes from his drunken stupor and
stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances
in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very
confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon
attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog
and whispers, "I don't know where we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we
took first and second place"