I was abducted by aliens.

It has to be one of the following

1) A troll that, since his or her first post, has been laughing their head off at the number of replies this thread has received.

2) A normal poster who died of natural and unrelated causes.

3) A genuinely abducted victim who was too stupid to document his "proof" in one form or the other before declaring he had such evidence to the world.

4) Recaptured by the aliens because they expected him to keep the book to himself, conveniently forgetting to erase his memory afterwards.

5) A person suffering from dissociative identity disorder (DID) who is actually unaware they were posting while confused with an external identity.

6) All of the above.

LOL, I'm tempted to tick number 6 as strange as that sounds!

Im gunna go with....


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Option 1.