What are they like?, page 1

It is challenging to make broad generalizations about any single species of aliens, yet alone ALL extraterrestrial life. However, based on current intelligence, we can make some educated assumptions about a few of the more familiar races. I cannot address all your questions, but this should be a start:

Do they Joke (Pranks etc)?
The alien sense of humor is generally bizarre and inscrutable, and quite often what we might call morbid or even cruel in nature. However, Earthling comedy has gained quite a following in certain corners of the universe. The tall Nordic races are said to be huge fans of the Three Stooges. Recent SETI data has revealed a constant stream of Beavis and Butthead and South Park re-runs emanating from somewhere around Vega.

Do they Dance?
The answer is a resounding YES. The Greys are, in fact, the unequivocal dancing masters of the universe. It has been suggested that the video game DDR was actually reverse-engineered from artifacts recovered at Roswell. You think the Greys are all cold and emotionless? Don’t buy it…that’s just their front. When not busy administering rectal probes or mutilating cattle, they are quite the little ravers. They just love to cut loose and break it down!

The Pleiadians are known to engage in a sort of astral dance. It is all very elegant and graceful, from what we’re told, but humans cannot generally see them. If you were on their dimensional level, the dance would probably look much like one of those Pink Floyd laser light shows (minus the kids toking up in the bathroom.)

It has been suggested that the Draco Reptilians have a great fondness for square dancing, although no human has witnessed the spectacle and lived to tell of it.

Are there stupid ones?
Most alien races are more intellectually and/or spiritually evolved than humanity, but just like us, you’ve got some who aren’t quite as bright as others.

Is there music in their discs?
You ever try sailing light-years across the cosmos WITHOUT some tunes? The Sirians are said to be the recognized masters of the Space Rock Opera genre, which has been gaining popularity in several galaxies.

Are their ships privately owned or are they collectively owned?
You find a bit of both within most races.

Do they have jobs?
Insectoid and Reptilian species generally operate with a hive-mind mentality and employment is dictated by where one falls within the rigid caste system. Most of the Short Greys are similarly minded but occasionally conflict over such coveted positions as Bovine Disembowler, Implantation Specialist and Abduction Technician. Many races operate much like humans, with jobs ranging from Astral Taxi driver and Space Junk Sanitation Specialist to Chief Colonization Officer, Intergalactic Warfare Consultant and Holovision Supermodel Programmer.

The higher dimensional races do not “work” in the sense that we would recognize, but many do partake in what might be called missionary work or spiritual counseling. Some of the more misguided of these souls are responsible for things like televangelists and Scientology.

Do they give birth (How)?
This varies by race, but for the most part, you really don’t want to know…

Do they wear clothes and if so are they a trendy race?
Most are nudist and only wear clothes when required for utility or desired for ornamentation. Some races are trendier than others but nothing like the Terrans.

Do they like candy?
I shouldn’t need to say this…Reese’s Pieces.

Do they post on forums?
They post on ATS quite often but are usually quickly strung up as hoaxers, disinfo agents or lunatics. It is a sad fact that most alien fingers are not comfortable with our keyboards, and hence they often resort to typing like a twelve year-old on a text messaging spree. This does no benefit to their credibility.

[edit on 22-7-2008 by shipovfools]