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posted on Jul, 22 2008 @ 01:20 PM
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Hello All, I've been here stalking the forums for about a year and I just recently signed up. here is the thing that has occupied my thoughts and I was looking for your thoughts or knowledge on this issue

E.T.'s....(If they exist)

Do they Joke (Pranks etc)?
Do they Dance?
Are there stupid ones?
Is there music in their discs?
Are their ships privatley owned or are they collectivley owned?
Do they have jobs?
Do they give birth (How)?
Do they wear clothes and if so are they a trendy race?
Do they like candy?
Do they like to party and enjoy themselves?
Is their a distinct diffrence in each personality?
Do they post on forums?
Are their children immature?
Who raises their kids?
Are the ones visiting us the smart ones (Astronauts)?
do they argue?
Would taking them to see a ball game have any purpose (fun)?
Do they sleep?

I guess my fundamental question is that if they are real how much commonality would we enjoy with them? Does anyone know?

I'm sure the list above could go on and on. I would like your thoughts on the subject. maybe someone out there has actual knowledge about these questions.

Will




posted on Jul, 22 2008 @ 01:28 PM
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Welcome to ATS


Ask yourself those questions about a distinctly different culture ON EARTH.

If you were placed in a room with someone who only spoke in a local dialect of Chinese, how would you communicate?? What common ground would you find?? how would you explain the technology you use on a daily basis?? Would you be appalled at His / Her concept of hygiene?? and this is a fellow Human.

The thing is, communication is not the major barrier. The OBSCENE distance that is needed to be traversed to get here in the first place is the largest barrier.

We can even get on with each other on this Planet...God help any ET that strays onto this forsaken rock.



posted on Jul, 22 2008 @ 02:25 PM
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Originally posted by William Marshal


I guess my fundamental question is that if they are real how much commonality would we enjoy with them? Does anyone know?



The universe is a big place. Probably a lot of diff. species out there with all diff. types of customs and commonalities. Are you suggesting there's only the possibility of one alien species visiting us?

The question you're asking is flawed. Its the equivalent of asking what its like for a human to fly in an airplane. Its diff. for everyone. Some love it. Some are terrified. You want a specific answer that covers every alien race that exists. How could any one person answer that question for everyone?

I would suggest studying the thousands of eye-witness/abduction testimony accounts first, then make up your own mind.


[edit on 22-7-2008 by NightVision]



posted on Jul, 22 2008 @ 02:44 PM
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It is challenging to make broad generalizations about any single species of aliens, yet alone ALL extraterrestrial life. However, based on current intelligence, we can make some educated assumptions about a few of the more familiar races. I cannot address all your questions, but this should be a start:


Do they Joke (Pranks etc)?
The alien sense of humor is generally bizarre and inscrutable, and quite often what we might call morbid or even cruel in nature. However, Earthling comedy has gained quite a following in certain corners of the universe. The tall Nordic races are said to be huge fans of the Three Stooges. Recent SETI data has revealed a constant stream of Beavis and Butthead and South Park re-runs emanating from somewhere around Vega.

Do they Dance?
The answer is a resounding YES. The Greys are, in fact, the unequivocal dancing masters of the universe. It has been suggested that the video game DDR was actually reverse-engineered from artifacts recovered at Roswell. You think the Greys are all cold and emotionless? Don’t buy it…that’s just their front. When not busy administering rectal probes or mutilating cattle, they are quite the little ravers. They just love to cut loose and break it down!

The Pleiadians are known to engage in a sort of astral dance. It is all very elegant and graceful, from what we’re told, but humans cannot generally see them. If you were on their dimensional level, the dance would probably look much like one of those Pink Floyd laser light shows (minus the kids toking up in the bathroom.)

It has been suggested that the Draco Reptilians have a great fondness for square dancing, although no human has witnessed the spectacle and lived to tell of it.

Are there stupid ones?
Most alien races are more intellectually and/or spiritually evolved than humanity, but just like us, you’ve got some who aren’t quite as bright as others.

Is there music in their discs?
You ever try sailing light-years across the cosmos WITHOUT some tunes? The Sirians are said to be the recognized masters of the Space Rock Opera genre, which has been gaining popularity in several galaxies.

Are their ships privately owned or are they collectively owned?
You find a bit of both within most races.

Do they have jobs?
Insectoid and Reptilian species generally operate with a hive-mind mentality and employment is dictated by where one falls within the rigid caste system. Most of the Short Greys are similarly minded but occasionally conflict over such coveted positions as Bovine Disembowler, Implantation Specialist and Abduction Technician. Many races operate much like humans, with jobs ranging from Astral Taxi driver and Space Junk Sanitation Specialist to Chief Colonization Officer, Intergalactic Warfare Consultant and Holovision Supermodel Programmer.

The higher dimensional races do not “work” in the sense that we would recognize, but many do partake in what might be called missionary work or spiritual counseling. Some of the more misguided of these souls are responsible for things like televangelists and Scientology.

Do they give birth (How)?
This varies by race, but for the most part, you really don’t want to know…

Do they wear clothes and if so are they a trendy race?
Most are nudist and only wear clothes when required for utility or desired for ornamentation. Some races are trendier than others but nothing like the Terrans.

Do they like candy?
I shouldn’t need to say this…Reese’s Pieces.

Do they post on forums?
They post on ATS quite often but are usually quickly strung up as hoaxers, disinfo agents or lunatics. It is a sad fact that most alien fingers are not comfortable with our keyboards, and hence they often resort to typing like a twelve year-old on a text messaging spree. This does no benefit to their credibility.


[edit on 22-7-2008 by shipovfools]



posted on Jul, 22 2008 @ 02:56 PM
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I really don't know if there are multiple EBEN's or none in the universe. I'm not trying to act like I know at all. Fact is I wouldnt swear in a court of law either way.

I just ponder what our major differences and similarities might be. Although I know that there are multiple cultures on this wonderful rock we all live on, I just wonder how closely do the species out there come to humanity as a whole. On a light note I put forth these questions as to how they live. Once we are made aware of there presence will we actually as average joes be able to interact with them? I envision them (Probably wrongly) as the engineer types. Have you ever just hung out with a bunch of engineers? BOOOORING! We as human beings while diverse are similar in many ways. I think our diffrences are for the most part pretty cool. But what about them, the EBENS? Once known could I call one a friend? I'm talking buddies, hommies, wingman, someone to kibbits with? I dont know.

The questions I have are endless. I have a genuine curiosity as to the answers.

Whats their governemt like?
Do they Vote?
Are they tickelish?
Do they wage Jihad?
Do they wink?
Do they have geeks?
Do they play games?
etc. etc.

This is my first thread in ATS and I wanted it to be a light hearted and low key start for me. So really I'm just attemting to interact and put forth these questions to see what others thought. Usually the topics discuss whether or not they are evil, benevolent, deceiptful, helpful, etc etc. I just want to enter this train of thought lightly.

Will



posted on Jul, 22 2008 @ 03:01 PM
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Awesome post Ship, thanks for understanding the EXACT intent of this thread.

And of course Reeces Pieces, Why didnt I think of that!

Will



posted on Jul, 22 2008 @ 03:07 PM
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Thanks! I wish I could have been more informative, but hey...I had fun with it. (Gave me something to do on my lunch break here at the office
). I like the questions you posed as it offers a more "humanitarian" perspective of "what they may be like" as opposed to the usual concerns of technology, exopolitics, government involvement, etc. Of course, I only hope one day we will live in a galactic society in which such questions really are personally relevant.



posted on Jul, 31 2008 @ 07:05 PM
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Maybe my little attempt at a light hearted thread did'nt pan out. Oh well

Do they Sweat?
Do they Sleep, Or Snore?
Do they have sex? If so is it for fun or all business?
Do they catch colds?
What do they say when they stub their toes?
Do their teenagers smell funny too? Like ours!
Do you think they are concerned about their own planets Illuminati?
Do they march in local parades on their home planet?
Do they go on vacation? Where? Here?
Do they meditate?
Do they pray?
Do they mock each other behind their backs?
Do you think they have local cultural diffrences between parts of their planet? Like we have Chineese, African and Hispanic etc?
Do they have a need for deodorant?
Do they take showers?
Can they be suckered? PT Barnum said one was born every second.
If I stared up into the sky and one walked by me. Would he follow my gaze to see what I was looking at?

And If I said Knock Knock, Would they reply appropriatley?


I'm talking to myself at this point, huh?

Maybe if I trolled I could get more participation. But alas people like controversy!

Will


[edit on 31-7-2008 by William Marshal]



posted on Aug, 6 2008 @ 06:22 PM
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Also there are supposedly at least 3 different types of human Aliens. based on what some folks have observed they are homogenous intheir appearance.

E.G.
There are three hair colors apparently related to colony origin: blonde (Pleiades), red (Orion), and black (Sirius).

Does this mean that they do not or can not inter species breed? Since they all are reportedly visiting our world, do they not visit each other worlds and get "busy" with one another? Why are they homogonous? Do they only breed within themselves? If you went to Sirius would you see any Pleiadians there? Would their be any Orion?

Would you see an Orion/ Sirius couple with their Children of red and blond hair?

Maybe that is what we are?

I'm just wondering what they may be like.

Really!

Will



posted on May, 28 2010 @ 08:35 AM
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Ok all the oil and North Korean nonsense made me want to dust this off. Afterall it is going into a 3 day weekend and since I usually dont wander the hollowed halls of ATS on the weekend I figured I'd try and make someone smile before we head into the long weekend that seemingly feels short.

For those of you non Americans. Memorial day is Monday and its the day we remember the folks who gave us this awesome pleasure of being Americans by giving us their service and in some cases their lives.

Do the Aliens?

Bake?
Use a toilet?
Wear glasses?
have twitches?
have morning wood?
fart?
Get so mad they see red?
pick their noses?
scratch?
Love?
Giggle?
Play hookie?
Wear Bling?
etc.

Peace

[edit on 28-5-2010 by William Marshal]



posted on May, 28 2010 @ 12:04 PM
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I just channeled a 4th density light being and asked him, forgive me sometimes he talks to me in all caps.



Do they Joke (Pranks etc)?

yes we LOVE RACIST jokes.



Do they Dance?

YES it is SIMMILAR TO your DIRTY dancing starring Patrick Swayze



Are there stupid ones?


YES we call them stupid and hit them with rocks. They are the ones that say they are from Orion or call themselves Andromeda. They are perfectly legal to torture and kill UNDER GALACTIC space galaxy LAW.



Is there music in their discs?

YES



Are their ships privatley owned or are they collectivley owned?

THEY are privatley OWNED.



Do they have jobs?

YES we all WORK HARD and party harder



Do they give birth (How)?

YES THROUGH THE FEMALES sexual meat part.



Do they wear clothes and if so are they a trendy race?


We wear CLOTHES and ARE A trendy RACE.



Do they like candy?

NO



Do they like to party and enjoy themselves?

YES YES YES YES



Is their a distinct diffrence in each personality?

YES

Do they post on forums?

NO


Are their children immature?

YES by the verry deffinition of the word they are children and would be immature. Are you one of those andromeda guys im going to get a rock.



Who raises their kids?

The Children FARMERS



Are the ones visiting us the smart ones (Astronauts)?

NO


do they argue?

YES


Would taking them to see a ball game have any purpose (fun)?

NO ball games are for simple minded people.



Do they sleep?


YES



posted on May, 29 2010 @ 09:50 PM
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Welcome! I am new here as well.

I think that overall, ET's will be intelligent and hopefully kind.



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