posted on Jul, 21 2008 @ 12:09 PM
i wish i could have a contest for a date. i have no chance. i live in my own apartment. my mom doesn't have a basement. i don't have 1 star wars
action figure. i don't even know who natalie portman is. i don't know kung fu. i don't even know what 300 notches means. I don't have a microwave,
and i don't even like hot dogs. i like older women. maybe if i tell people about my love for looney tunes cartoons i would be better off. i think mel
blanc is a genius. i think elmer fudd would kick yodas butt.
i wish i could get a date contest.
i wish i wasn't a loser and could be cool like other members here.