No offence, but the masons have had over a thousand years to take over the world. I just don't think their up to it.
Actually I hope they succeed. You see I have a plan. Originally I wanted to take over the world, but then I realized it would be much easier to let
the Freemasons take over the world--then come up with a plan to take over the Freemasons. That way it cuts down on the leg work and leaves my weekends
free for other things.
I am however, accepting applications from those interested in becoming my faithful minions. Enquire about prerequisites. I do offer a flexible work
environment and subsidized dental plan.




