S hit and Religion

this is too funny !! delete if it has been posted before



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> Taoism
> S hit happens.
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> Confucianism
> Confucius says "S hit happens".
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> Buddhism
> S hit happening is an illusion.
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> Islam
> # happening is the will of Allah.
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> Zen
> What is the sound of # happening?
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> Hinduism
> This # has happened before.
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> Catholicism
> If # happens, you deserve it.
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> Judaism
> Why does # always happen to us?
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> Calvinism
> # happens because you don't work enough.
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> Christian Science
> If # happens, pray and it will go away.
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> Protesttanism
> Let # happen to someone else.
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> Atheism
> # happens for no reason.
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> Agnosticism
> Maybe # happens, maybe it doesn't.
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> Hare Krishna
> # happens. # happens. # happens.
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> Stoicism
> # happens. I can take it.
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> Jehova's Witnesses
> Let us in and we'll tell you why # happen.
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> Rastafarianism
> Let's smoke this # and see what happens.
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Havnt seen this b4 call me ignorant but i dont get the joke.

Originally posted by drunk
Havnt seen this b4 call me ignorant but i dont get the joke.

you dont find it funny???? not a little even??????

Sorry no maybe its an American joke i'm a Brit.

Originally posted by worldwatcher

> Christian Science
> If # happens, pray and it will go away.

Can't....stop....laughing!!

-B.

Phew!!!! someone else laughed. I was beginning to question my sense of humor.

Originally posted by worldwatcher
Phew!!!! someone else laughed. I was beginning to question my sense of humor.

Nowt to do with your sense of humour its just that evey1 has a different sense of humour, well i do anyway!

Originally posted by worldwatcher
Jehova's Witnesses
Let us in and we'll tell you why # happen.

HAHA! that's the best right there. i have them come here so often. next time i want to have a bloody knife in hand a pentagram on the wall. my mom will never let me. damn living at home to hell!

I'm a Brit and I thought it was funny

Originally posted by Pisky
I'm a Brit and I thought it was funny

But you dont live in Hong Kong do you?

very funny

I guess being you are a Brit and in Hong Kong makes you the exception Drunk, but don't worry, we'll eventually rub off on you.

Originally posted by drunk

Originally posted by Pisky
I'm a Brit and I thought it was funny

But you dont live in Hong Kong do you?

No - Oregon

I thought this was extremly funny ....
you have to know what all these religious belifs are and then you understand why its humerous


Im with the last one of coarse...and the buddhist way too...a mixture

Can't type.
Too Funny.


[Edited on 3/11/2004 by surfup]

Originally posted by Pisky

Originally posted by drunk

Originally posted by Pisky
I'm a Brit and I thought it was funny

But you dont live in Hong Kong do you?

No - Oregon

Oregon USA rite?

i had to read this again..i need a laugh