I need a good prank to pull on my roommate

So today my friend decided to bring all my beer and vodka to a party he was going to.

And this really pissed me off.

And he's not back yet, so I gave his rum he had just bought to my gf.


But I need a prank to get back at him.


So does anybody have any really good prank I can get back at him with?

[edit on 20-7-2008 by 5ealchris]

order him a gay or transexual escort

reply to post by radioactive_liquid


Thats actually a good Idea.

But Im afraid that I dont know any escort services like that, and I dont exactly want gay escorts in my apartment.

But I could always leave, but I'd love to see his expression.


So that might not work but It would be hillarious.

you could completely celophane his door shut.

Or the ol hand in warm water trick.

Or when he passes out you can duct tape, or celophane him to his bed.

Depending on how evil and cruel you are, you could wait till he falls asleep and take photos of him with something disturbing in the bed with him. (this can be photoshoped in later)

You could replace his shampoo with Nair, or fill his liquor bottles with various body fluids.

The severity of the prank depends on how much you want him to hate you afterwards.

You have probably seen this but it cracks me up everytime I watch it.

get needle + thread and sew the sleeve up on one of his favourite jackets.

a few tips though:

1) thread must be same colour as the sleeve. just put several good stitches in, dont go crazy stitching it right up coz you wanna undo it with no damage after the prank.

2) only do one sleeve, preferably study victim and choose the LAST arm he puts in a jacket.

3) do it halfway between elbow and wrist.

dude puts one arm in jacket, goes to put 2nd arm in and it gets 3/4 in and he gets stuck in the most awkward of positions.

i done it to a co-workers dust coat many many years ago, totally humilliated the guy



[edit on 20/7/08 by Obliv_au]

Wait till he is asleep... put imac - veet in his hair and shave off his eyebrows and put toothpaste where his eyebrows should be! It burns like buggery!



And run as fast as you can, because I lost part of my hair when he woke up and found me! mwhahahaha.

exlax


always hilarious.

Just something about diarrhea when its not you thats hilarious.


or get some super glue and pour it into the keyhole to his car door...


or get a taser and hook it up on the doorknob, wait til he is unlocking deadbolt, steady... steady... when he turns knob ZZZZZZZZZT


get a bar of soap, grate some into his food, and shank him when he goes to toilet with stomach pains....

Get a smaller rainbow sticker and put it on his bumper sticker.

Here is a huge list of dastardly pranks.

Be aware though... pranks open the flood gate of retaliatory pranks...

It may be best just to confront and get your money back

Thanks for all the ideas guys.

I think I'll try I few of them out see how it goes.


I just got done buffering his bathroom floor, and the way he looked when he got back last night he's going to be puking when he wakes up so that'll be pretty funny.

And I also put ICY-HOT on his toliet seat and toliet paper so we'll see how that goes.

And I really dont care if get into a prank war and will inform you on any futher progress with this.





[edit on 20-7-2008 by 5ealchris]

phone BAM!

[edit on 20-7-2008 by N.B.A.Y.S.O.H]

Originally posted by N.B.A.Y.S.O.H
phone BAM!

[edit on 20-7-2008 by N.B.A.Y.S.O.H]

What exactly is that?

reply to post by Lysergic


Hey why stop there.
Ex Lax followed up by SYRUP OF IPECAC.Get him coming and going if you know what I mean.

try this it is excellent for prank calls

www.soundboards.com...

Originally posted by 5ealchris
Thanks for all the ideas guys.

I think I'll try I few of them out see how it goes.


I just got done buffering his bathroom floor, and the way he looked when he got back last night he's going to be puking

when he wakes up so that'll be pretty funny.

And I also put ICY-HOT on his toliet seat and toliet paper so we'll see how that goes.

And I really dont care if get into a prank war and will inform you on any futher progress with this.





[edit on 20-7-2008 by 5ealchris]

you could always tie him up and then throw insects or stuff on him or maybe beat him a few times. or stick his feet in a blender

[edit on 20-7-2008 by Maybach Hanson]

reply to post by 5ealchris


Wrap saran wrap around the toilet real tight. When the weary water closet traveler stops off for a shrug, surprise surprise.

Sneak some soft peter into his food for a month or so. That should get him good. Ha,Ha.

Ok so the prankwar is ON.

After my roommate woke up and slipped on the bathroom floor a few times and burned his a$$ from the stuff I put on the toliet.(which involved a lot of screaming)

My roommate decided to do the old bucket with water trick over my bedroom so when I went in there to get something like 10 minutes ago I end up sobing wet.

But he wasnt there at that point cause if he was:bash:.

So now I just got a raimbow bumber sticker which is going to end up on his van as soon as I he get back.

Hehehe

I think this takes the cake!