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Mens secret Language

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posted on Jul, 16 2008 @ 04:39 PM
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1. "I'M GOING FISHING":
Translated: I'm going to drink myself stupid and sit in a boat with a stick in my hand while the fish swim by in complete safety."

2. "IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

3. "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

4. "UH HUH, SURE, HONEY," or, "YES, DEAR."
Translated: (Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.)

5. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest."

6. "I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST . . . I JUST HAVE LOTS OF
THINGS ON MY MIND."
Translated: "Is that woman over there wearing a bra?"

7. "TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

8. "THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"

9. "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to "F-Troop," the address of the first girl I ever kissed, the license plate numbers of every car I've ever owned, but can't remember your birthday."

10. "I DUNNO . . . I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND I GOT YOU THESE
ROSES."
Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

11. "OH, DON'T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF; IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt."

12. "I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated: ". . . and I sure hope I think of some soon."

13. "I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

14. "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

15. "I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I have no idea what you just said and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't find out."

16. "YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me and I realize it could be worse."

17. "YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh God, please don't try on MORE clothes."

18. "I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "We are hopelessly lost and no one will ever see us alive again."
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posted on Jul, 16 2008 @ 04:47 PM
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I must be a man, if that is true!



posted on Jul, 16 2008 @ 04:55 PM
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Hilarious list and SO TRUE!!!
But of course most men won't admit it..



posted on Jul, 16 2008 @ 05:35 PM
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It all makes sense now. Now I know what to expect in my married life and how to conquer the male species!



posted on Jul, 16 2008 @ 05:58 PM
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Ad,
This one did!

Hawaiigurl,
You just scare me.
-

Now, for the ATS Dancers:


:brk dnc:

[edit on 7/16/2008 by mrmonsoon]



posted on Jul, 16 2008 @ 06:09 PM
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I'd like to provide my own definitions for some of these:

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: The context is almost certainly inappropriate in the presence of a woman, or anyone outside of the group of friends we tell dead baby jokes to.

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: Let me show you why you are the one that's always cooking, and reaffirm that fact.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
no translation, just words of caution: don't say this unless you intend to imply they are too dumb or slow to understand. Trust me, that is the message that comes across. Even easier to just say you don't know, or are too stupid yourself to understand.

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: Where the !)$& did you put it THIS time?

[edit on 16-7-2008 by scientist]



posted on Jul, 17 2008 @ 02:16 AM
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Oh thanks alot 'soon" way to go.......

All I got left now is the nod and pretend to listen thing...

Oops.


That it.... I'm going fishing

Bye

[edit on 17-7-2008 by The Utopian Penguin]



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