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BTS contest: Win a date with Jedimiller

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posted on Jul, 17 2008 @ 01:39 PM
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[edit on 17-7-2008 by LordInfamous]




posted on Jul, 17 2008 @ 01:43 PM
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Originally posted by Givenmay
...maybe I should do a Night out with Vampiress May contest!


would black dudes be allowed to enter it?


[edit on 17-7-2008 by LordInfamous]



posted on Jul, 17 2008 @ 01:59 PM
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why would black dudes be excluded from a vampire contest? have you never heard of Blacula?





edited for speeling

[edit on 17-7-2008 by Crakeur]



posted on Jul, 17 2008 @ 02:14 PM
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oh yeah i forgot about him.

i was just teasing given about the whole black dude thing ne way. she knows i like to tease her about that.



posted on Jul, 17 2008 @ 02:29 PM
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Ah, I do not like guys like that either with too much muscle, I just happened to find a bodybuilder on Photobucket to place Jedi's face on and make green for rush!



posted on Jul, 17 2008 @ 02:31 PM
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The Lotion Song...
...one of my fave songs to bob my head to!




[edit on 7/17/2008 by Givenmay]



posted on Jul, 17 2008 @ 02:36 PM
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Originally posted by LordInfamous
would black dudes be allowed to enter it?



Lord read me telepathically, you already know the answer brother!



posted on Jul, 17 2008 @ 02:53 PM
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you've been read. however, a reading wasn't really necessary. as i knew the answer from the get go. i just felt like coming in here and teasing you about it.



posted on Jul, 17 2008 @ 04:31 PM
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Originally posted by Givenmay
Lord read me telepathically, you already know the answer brother!


EEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!!!

I read you!

It burns!!! It burns!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaggh....




posted on Jul, 17 2008 @ 04:37 PM
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What in the Hell are you talking about? lol

...just kidding I'm sure you got a message from me too!

You might need something for that burn!



posted on Jul, 17 2008 @ 05:03 PM
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This thread is almost as good as Hayden Christensen's acting



*Tosses Authentic Darth Vader fighting helmet into Sarlacc pit*

It's down there Jedi Miller

*points*



posted on Jul, 17 2008 @ 05:32 PM
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Owww.... I have a headache now....

Why you wanna hurt me, babe? What I do??



posted on Jul, 17 2008 @ 05:38 PM
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Originally posted by Givenmay
The Lotion
[edit on 7/17/2008 by Givenmay]


you think this is what jedi uses when he polishes?



posted on Jul, 17 2008 @ 11:23 PM
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So.just wondering how the contests going....

Come on ATS/BTS babes ....Jedimiller has been making millennium Falcon shaped cookies all week... step up...

Oh Jedi ..can I be your Wingman...pleeeeeeeeeeeze.?

lol I love this thread






[edit on 17-7-2008 by The Utopian Penguin]



posted on Jul, 17 2008 @ 11:56 PM
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Originally posted by whatukno
Thats right boys and girls, win a date with the one and only JediMiller! The fantacy date of a lifetime as you get wooed by this force driven hunk! Yes you and two lucky ladies (or guys) can experience a date of a lifetime with this unique member of abovetopsecret.com!

Don't wait, your all expense paid (by you) date will include...

1. an exclusive look at JediMiller's patent pending time traveling microwave!

2. an exciting look at all of JediMiller's star wars memorabilia!

3. a signed autograph by ATS's own resident star wars expert!

Yes this is your rare opportunity to be where so few have gone before by entering to win this *DATE JEDIMILLER CONTEST*!!!

* Complete Rules of Entry: Must be 21 years of age or older to enter. Contest open to members of abovetopsecret.com only. Top prizes are non transferable and non negotiable. TheAboveNetwork LLC holds no liability for the safety of any contestant winning this contest. Contest open to human life forms only, Droids, Clones, and Semi Gelatinous life forms are prohibited from entry into this contest. All contestants agree to sign a personal indemnity waver absolving JediMiller from liability in the event of injury due to loss of consciousness in the event of crippling boredom. Any attempt at using the microwave time machine is at contestants own risk. LucasArts and George Lucas hold no claim to know JediMiller. All contestants agree to at least a 3 minute meeting upon winning this contest. Void in Alabama. Void where prohibited by law and decency. JediMiller and the Sith Cat are registered trademarks of creepylonersthatliveintheirmothersbasement INC, all rights reserved. Grand Prize, 3 night stay in JediMillers star wars room subject to availability. Second Prize, JediMillers autographed Darth Maul underwear, may have been previously used. Third Prize, Alcoholic Beverages provided by contestant, byob. Wizards of the Coasts Star Wars card game available wherever lonely teenage Star Wars geeks congregate. The use of which does not constitute a contract with Wizards of the Coast or its affiliates. All contestants must endure a telling of JediMiller recounting his infamous date with Natalie Portman, Natalie Portman does not acknowledge ever meeting JediMiller, or would admit so if she had. All female contest winners agree to wear a custom Princess Leia slave girl bikini to a Star Wars convention of JediMillers choice upon winning. All photographs, movies, and any articles of clothing left at JediMillers residence are assumed property of JediMiller.


[edit on 7/15/2008 by whatukno]


Quoted because everyone should read that...

The single damn funniest thing I have ever read on ATS! BTS .. wtf ever.. it's damn funny!



posted on Jul, 18 2008 @ 12:01 AM
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Originally posted by MrdDstrbr
reply to post by Givenmay
 


Owww.... I have a headache now....

Why you wanna hurt me, babe? What I do??


Awww...maybe you felt me having a headache then, I sent something your way but, you got it all wrong! I sowwy!



posted on Jul, 18 2008 @ 12:02 AM
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Originally posted by LordInfamous

Originally posted by Givenmay
The Lotion


you think this is what jedi uses when he polishes?


Hun don't ask me dumb questions!
....like I wanna know?

Ask him if you are curious!

...now I am going to listen to that song




[edit on 7/18/2008 by Givenmay]



posted on Jul, 18 2008 @ 01:08 AM
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i was being sarcastic when i asked you that question. you bananna rum drinking, mean ass, never switch from clear coat to a different color for your toes, always breaking my mirror, chump!


[edit on 18-7-2008 by LordInfamous]



posted on Jul, 18 2008 @ 01:30 AM
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I know Lil Lordy!

My plain azz dont care that I am the only one who see's my clear coat!

...it's not like I ever have anyone over here, or want anyone here for that matter!



posted on Jul, 18 2008 @ 02:42 AM
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oh come on. we all know deep down you really want jedi to come by your place.



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