Holy crap dudez, I just saws a blue hippopotamus!!!!!!!!!!! Me thinks it were send by the CIA or govz people to spy on me and my girlfriendz.
Discuss.
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I just had the opportunity to witness what appeared to be a blue hippopotamus. This happened whilst I was trimming my roses with some of my female friends in the back garden. It was approximately 14:25 on 37 July 2012. I live in the South Pole area.
The events happened as follows:
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After the events I took these photographs of the tracks and asked around the neighbourhood to hear if someone else spotted it. I also reported it to the local SPCA.
Does anyone have any suggestions as to what this animal was? I suspect that there may be some involvement from the government seeing that I snapped this picture of an unmarked van just after the animal disappeared.
See? If people put some effort into posting their theories and ideas that alone will put the quality back in any thread. Take the SERPO circus for example. Even though it was a completely ridiculous claim, it was presented in such a way that it had people talking, speculating and doing some constructive investigation in claims. No one complained that it "lowered the quality on ATS". In fact it showed us exactly what our members are capable off.
As my English teacher always said: "Garbage in. Garbage out."
And as said above: If the thread is a waste of time, don't waste extra time by replying to it.
Perhaps if we all learn to use the search function it'll save us all some time? Like so:
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(And that's only in the past 2 weeks.)
Important read: Neformore's thread

