posted on Mar, 18 2004 @ 01:54 AM
This one is fun, thanks Howard. We can play "guess the character"
by his post.
The first 7 points he makes indicate he has not graduated from High
School, and he has just flunked government class.
"8. Judges do not enforce Statutes and Codes."
At least he has had some exposure to the Constitution since he got this right.
"9. There have not been any Judges in America since 1789."
He has never served on Jury duty.
"13. No one on this planet has ever been free. "
He has very strict parents.
"17. You own no property, slaves can’t own property."
His Mother is usually the one to punish him.
"19. The Revolutionary War was a fraud."
He is British.
"21. You cannot use the Constitution to defend yourself because you are not a party to it."
He is under 18 years of age and is quoting his Mother.
"23. Britain is owned by the Vatican."
He is Catholic, not Church of England.
"27. The Pope has ordered the genocide and enslavement of millions of people."
The local Parish seems to always side with his Mother's views.
"31. “The People” does not include you and me."
He has a sibling.
"33. It is not the duty of the police to protect you."
Could he have actually called the cops on his Mother?
"35. We are Human capital. "
His "allowance" has been confiscated after calling the cops.
"37. The good news is we don’t have to fulfill “our” fictitious obligations."
He is refusing to do his homework.
Apology Howard, but this one just struck my funnybone.