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reply posted on 13-7-2008 @ 03:57 PM by Incarnated
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To my best guess "daMan" is kinda like the boogyman, it's a latent fear of being controled that bubbles up from the subconscious mind.






reply posted on 13-7-2008 @ 04:49 PM by mopusvindictus
I have to inform you all that White People do indeed exist.

I happen to be one of them, it sounds like the group you encountered was a subsection of our society called "nudists" sometimes white people will go to the beach or the woods and for no real reason run around naked.

you need to be very careful, white people have been known to be dangerous and are primarilly responsable for electing George Bush into office.

Charecteristics of the white people include not knowing how to dance, being unable to perform anything beyond the most simple handshakes and looking better in silver than in gold.

You can find white people virtually anywhere there is alot of money, best way to locate more of us is to get a job or go to the bank... you can always find white people at the bank

If you really want to discover and study the culture of these white people you need to go to graceland where the King of the White People is actually buried.

But remember, be cautious around white people, they don't like sudden movements are highly confused by rhymes and easilly starteled by loud noises, if your careful and approach them very slowly one might actually speak with you.I personally choose to speak to non whites on the internet where I feel safe but some of us are bolder and you might be able to get that photo you seek...

Just remember to adjust the "white balance" on your camera or he or she will appear invisable... and you won't get the photo...

If you really want to be sure of capturing a white person on camera call a Papparazi, these are individuals that will go to any legnth to photograph a white person, particularly a white woman...

What you don't want to do is try to capture a white person, they carry communications devices that summon other white persons that show up heavilly armed and they have been known to be very hostile, so be careful and don't just tackle a white person if you see one...

Just approach quietly... maybe with some food outstreatched in your hand, (they love something called "fondue") so reach out with the fondue in your hand and speak very softly... remember... no rhymes k? You want to talk very slowly and deliberately with very little inflection, no sudden movements, keep your butt cheeks extremely tight as you approach, they have no ability to shake their rear ends so try not to confuse them that way and you should be able to get close enough to maybe pat one on the head... if you give it Crackers with the fondue it will surely become friendly the White People love Crackers, in some cultures they are actually lovingly refered to as "crackers"

So trust me, white people exist, and I hope my advice helps you on your quest to prove we are real...



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