posted on Jul, 13 2008 @ 02:42 AM
reply to post by BO XIAN
I tried to tell someone recently that I'm not dark and foreboding .
They said "This is Madness!"
I replied, " Madness?....THIS....IS.....COBRAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
I then proceeded to kick him off a proverbial cliff.
COBRA is not dark and forboding, its minty fresh and as pure as a spring.
Seriously though, dark and foreboding is in the eye of the beholder. How can someone think Cobra Commander is dark and forboding? Sure the hood and
the Uzi look kind of frightening, but really who doesn't carry an Uzi (In the West Bank)? And hoods? There coming back in style just visit any march
outside a WTO or G8 summit. Just wait everyone will have hoods. Have razor burn? Wear a hood? Got acne? Wear a hood. Going bald? Wear a hood.
Want to learn more? Visit your local Cobra Lodge and meet with a Crimson Guardsman. He'll set you on the path to a new life. One with meaning and
purpose. Join today and get coupons. I'm not sure what kind of coupons, but hey who cares, "Theyre Coupons!"
Don't forget vote Cobra, Vote Cobra Commander this November!
Cobra Commander '08
Yes We Shall!
I am Cobra Commander and I endorse this message. Paid for by Cobra Command.
Dark enough for ya?
[edit on 13/7/08 by MikeboydUS]