Violent encounter with an alien being

Indeed. Even as yours is your own, with or without fish men and alien cleaning crews.

yep me too, a 6 ft dragon came to my door trying to sell me bible insurance and i wasnt having any of it, it was hideous and bronze too. the 1st blows were in the throat and jaw area then i kicked it down the stair case at the front door of my house.
afterwards i felt a bit bad and approached the beast to apoligise while it tried to reaffix its broken glasses back on its snout. its word were 'im sorry to have troubled you sir, i'll be on my way now...' i said 'no im sorry ,why dont you come in my house and i'll fix you a cup of tea and we'll talk this over - i actually am quite interested in bible insurance even though i am a plate of chips'.
the dragon just stared at me in disbelief for a few seconds then me pulled a motorbike out of his backside, got on it and rode it backwards into the sky, then i went to sleep believe it or not or did i wake up... you decide

Hi Dan can you please contact me i don't have 20 post so i cant send you a pm
its important
Thanks

Well, dragons are quite real, that I know from my own past life memories, and the behavior you 'describe' isn't something a real dragon would do, at all.

DanT's encounter, on the other hand, could very well describe alien behavior in an unexpected encounter. They don't want to be seen talking to the humans; it makes the NWO bunch (a VERY possessive lot!) quite annoyed.

And only baby dragons could be that small. But they aren't hideous, just sorta scary beautiful in a spiky, poky sort of way.

I must say too, that you type exceptionally well for a plate of chips.

Dan's been banned. I don't think he can respond here at all.

On Newgrounds they have a thread going that is challenging them to make humorous remakes of the picture you posted. I thought you were joking at first because I was reading it on Newgrounds, but now I'm taking this very seriously. I think this is a reptilian, but I've never heard of a slimy, "fresh out of the water" reptilian. Here's the page with the art contest, I think even you will get a laugh out of some of them-->www.newgrounds.com...

WARNING: Newgrounds DOES CONTAIN MATURE MATERIAL. I am not held responsible for anyone who feels offended if they see something they consider offensive on Newgrounds.

Best story..EVER period!
It had me in giggles,can't believe i havent seen this before.

Some of the quotes were just hilarious.
The picture had me laughing straight away, i mean it was smiling!

YES! The best thread ever hits the front page again. HAHAHAHAHAHA> Fishman gets pounded out and stabbed by crazy Scottsman. What is it about this thread that just won't go away? Perhaps me adding to it?

Im sooooo gonna make that fishguy pic my avatar!!!! Im gonna have the kindergarten fishman rendering put on some tee shirts too!