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"World Wide Communist Gangster Computer God"

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posted on Jul, 5 2008 @ 02:25 PM
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First off let me state that in no way,what so ever am I stating I agree with the following conspiracy theory,as I do not and furthermore think it is the most ridiculous theory I have ever read.But being open minded I have to at least give it attention.The main purpose of my posting this here is to inform everyone(manily new members and visitors)of just how 'out there' some conspiracy theories can be.I want to show the end of one 'side of the conspiracy spectrum',and thus hopefully educate people to be objective,but remain open minded.I believe it is necessary to see all sides of 'the conspiracy spectrum' to fully and truly educate people on the discipline.Now I present you what I have deemed the most fringe conspiracy theory ever!


Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment policy made possible solely by Worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls. Especially lifelong constant threshold brainwash radio. Quiet and motionless, I can slightly hear it. Repeatedly this has saved my life on the streets.

Four billion wordwide population, all living, have a Computer God Containment Policy brain bank brain, a real brain in the brain bank cities on the far side of the moon we never see. Primarily, based on your lifelong Frankenstein Radio Controls, especially your Eyesight TV, sight and sound recorded by your brain, your moon brain of the Computer God activates your Frankenstein threshold brainwash radio lifelong, inculcating conformist propaganda, even frightening you and mixing you up and the usual, "Don't worry about it." For your setbacks, mistakes, even when you receive deadly injuries. This is the Worldwide Computer God Secret Containment Policy.

Worldwide, as a Frankenstein slave, usually at night, you go to nearby hospital or camouflaged miniature hospital van trucks, you strip naked, lay on the operating table, which slides into the sealed Computer God robot operating cabinet. Intravenous tubes are connected. The slimy vicious Jew doctor simply pushes the starting button, based upon your Computer God brain on the moon which records progress of your systematic butchery. Your butchery is continued exactly, systematically. The Computer God operating cabinet has many robot arms with electrical and laser beam knife robot arms with fly eye TV cameras watching your whole body. Every part of you is monitored, even from your Frankenstein controls. Synthetic blood, synthetic instant-sealing flesh and skin, even synthetic electrical heartbeat to keep you alive are some of the unbelievable Computer God instant plastic surgery secrets. You are the highest, most intelligent electrical machine in the Universe.

Inevitability of gradualness. Usually, in a few years, you are made stringbean thin or grotesquely deformed, crippled and ugly, or even made over one foot shorter or one foot taller, as the Computer God sees fit. Virtually all of the important instant plastic surgery is done to you inside the Computer God sealed robot operating cabinet. Even unbelievable, impossible plastic surgery operations, all impossible even for dozens of vicious kosher bosher doctors working around the clock for weeks. The Computer God sealed robot operating cabinet can perform all of the above impossible plastic surgery operations overnight, even dwarfting you over a foot, or increasing your height by two feet. This is possible because Computer God robot operating cabinet imitates your microminiature electrical current intelligence system in your body. It even duplicates the microminiature electric currents that soften your broken bones to create mending of them and then create stress either compressing the bones thereby shortening them or stress to make the bones grow longer....

ubu.com

The following was an excerpt from a 'rant flyer' sent out across the world in the 80's by Francis E. Dec.This man at one time was respected lawyer and retired USAF soldier,until being convicted of forgery and disbarred in the 50's.Some state he was suffering from Skitzophrenia,and they may be right.Francis is one of the more mysterious 'spooks',or conspiracy theorist to date.He was a recluse and was rarely seen or spoken to,which is further indication of mental illness.Unfortunatly he died in the mid 90's,so there is no way to contact him today for a statement.Well I hope everyone liked learning a little bit about the history and truly 'fringe' side of conspiracy theorists.

Sources:
*ubu.com
*Wikipedia



[edit on 7/5/2008 by jkrog08]




posted on Jul, 5 2008 @ 02:53 PM
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Oh my god, thank you, this was hilarious and awesome.
I lol'd, I rofl'd. etc.

I can't believe that that almost incomprehensible stream of thought was written by a human being.
Wow.



posted on Jul, 5 2008 @ 02:54 PM
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Lol,yea............two words-mental illness.



posted on Jul, 5 2008 @ 03:03 PM
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All I can say is, wow! This conspiracy theory isn't even out in left field somewhere. It's literally off on another planet.


I can honestly say that I've been hospitalized in the past and have never encountered a zionist-controlled Computer-God robot operating cabinet. That said, you are correct. There are different degrees of conspiracy, as this prime example shows. Though it does make one wonder, if he is indeed in need of psychiatric help.



posted on Jul, 5 2008 @ 03:07 PM
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Well he doesnt need help now,he's been dead since 95.Yes,this is on another plane of existence.



posted on Jul, 8 2008 @ 08:01 AM
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I have to admit after seeing the title i was a little worried about even reading this. After i read it though and got the puzzled look off my face was glad i did. That was way out there lol



posted on Jul, 8 2008 @ 08:37 AM
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wow that's fringe allright...
sealed Computer God robot operating cabinet, eh? lived as a recluse? interesting...



posted on Jul, 8 2008 @ 09:24 AM
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Yea,the dude was straight skitzo-crazy-multi dimensional-other universe-bad name to Ufology and Conspiracy theorist.Of course IMHO.Iposted it to show members how 'fringe' and 'obvious bad hoax/lie' i can get,to get members to be objective.



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