posted on Jul, 5 2008 @ 06:01 AM
Self Pity by Bob a self hating 20%er from a good country
Yo, yo, yo I'm Bob and everything is the faults of this Govament. I'm a strong white man of 30 and before this govament I was livin large, I used to
go out like 4 niights a week with my boy Nigga Jim, he's Black but he's aight anyway, we'd have all the Bi116es up in our car, I was decked out a
lookin good in my big ass shorts and oversized t-shirt and I was able to afford freash sneakers every week and new sports caps and I had some shine
goin on around my neck. I had a playstation and I wasn't doin nothin, nothin at all but smokin my stuff and chillin in my life all up in my room.
Then we elected Bush and they faked that 9-11 s#17 up in NY and he startin takin ova the govament, we went to the worse war in history for no reason
when Saddam had no weapons of mass destruction and he hadn't done anything wrong and we just have our troops dyin in causalties like worse than any
war like 20,000 people so far that's like as many peeps as at a M&M show yo
And he is makin this place a police state because I was just drivin around see at 3:30 am with 6 of my boys up in my volkswagon and just cus we sat
through a green light and even though no one was behind us I get pulls over...
He pulls me over and I wasn't even movin, So he finds some weed and he was all actin like he was gonna pour it out but just cus my boy Nigga Jim made
some pig noises he arrests me and charges me with dui and I hadn't even had a drink in an hr yo, we weren't doin nothin, nothin at all...
so I get in trouble and this is when I'm like 23 right after 9-11 and I knew sumptin was up woth this govament yo! So my moms she hooks me up a
lawyer and I get an adjurment for contemplation of dismisal which they say means if I don't get caught with weed again for 6 months It doesn't go on
my record. and they throws out the dui cus it was bs
And that's how the police state gots me because what do you know exactly 5 months later i'm hangin ou with my boy Nigga Jim and we are skatin down
the escalator at the mall and by accident my board flys out from under me and hits this lady in the leg and shes just some old politcally correct
Beeatch cus sghe starts yellin and all this security comes and finds my weed in my pocket, so I get in trouble again and I wasn't even smokin nuthin,
I know they were watchin me as soon as me and Nigga Jim and by 14 hommies came into the mall on our skateboards and that's how they get you in the
police state... I hadded to pay 1,000 and then i gots a misemeanor for the two weed violations and they scheduled me to 2 days of community
and this is how they set me up aight... check this out, I had to go on job interviews for the money I owes the old beeatch, but I can't be in 2 place
at once you see, so I got a job 25 hrs a week at a gas station you, and I was asked to come in on a thursday for 5 hrs but I was also suppossed to be
doin my service that day... so it was a trap because they do ya like that, and then my boy Nigga Jim comes by the job and we go smoke up in the
bathroom just for a minute but my boss is a beeatch cus she was watchin me on camera and she calls the police, so I get in trouble again and I was
workin, you hear me workin trying to make a livin in the bad economy cus of that Bush, so the police state gets me and now I get another misdemeanor
and I'm 24 now and this is serious because now they tell me cause I didn't pay my fine and missed my day and got in troubke again I has to do two
weeks to pay off the money and now i have 2 misdemeanors.
ansd they locked me away in the prison system for 2 weeks and when I get out I has to find me a new job... and thats hard to explain now why i'm a
criminal but I'm strong yo I get a job at the super market and hook up with this fine 16 year old hottie and we start dating and she is like always
askin me foe money and she says dr phil told her on tv that she had a right to be satisfied and that if i can't have sex with her every day and giver
her what she need she would go lookin elsewhere so this is hard cause I has to work to take her to the movies and get hjer anchos and stuff and weeds
goin up because it's illegal and i'm all stressed right you because beeatches are crazy yo, so I come home from work with money and weed and she's
all down in her basement and I see her and there's Nigga Jim all up on her on the futon. So I grabed Nigga Jim and I hit him and then I smacked that
ho too and she starts screamin and her moms comes down and calls the police and now I get my 4th time in trouble for having weed except I had over an
once on me and i was violatin and the police state says I "assaulted her" and she's underage even though she is fly and I get a whole Year in Jail
and now they got me, and I was workin and doin everything to be chill and be good to that Beeeatch...
So I'm up in Jail and I join up with these Aryan guys cause they have my back and they make me understand and all about Nigga Jim and Obama yo, so I
knew I was messin up and they taught me allot aabout the govament and how it was Bush and this Police state that's how I know so much now...
So i'm 26 and when I get out my parents say I can't live at home no more and I get a new job from my brothers at the autoshop and they are teaching
me to work on cars but they show me that the weed messes me up man, these guys do meth because meth keeps you alert and you can work hard for your
beeatches and be alert for the popo and you won't get caught because your all awake...
So now 4 years later i ain't never been arrested again, because I work and go home and I live with a bunch of guys that watch my back but the economy
is gettin me down I wised up, I make 400.00 a week and i'm an American but food and gas means that I need to make another 100.00 a week to get by and
that's how they are gettin me again...
and #s messed up my dads lost 20% on his house which means he has to be buildin a deck out back to up the property values after work and I can't
afford no games for my wii and when I'm workin I can't take no 2nd job because that's not America yo, so now I can't live I can't get by, how can
I get an extra 100.oo I need my cigareetes and I like my meth for the sex and all and that's all I got left so it's time for a revolution, that's
how this will end we need to overthrow the govament
that's right i'm here on mah internets all night long sayin it proud, a revolution. Cont...